Subject: Confucius say (Page 5)

Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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