Subject: Confucius say (Page 5)

Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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