Subject: Confucius say (Page 5)

Confucius say… take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… he who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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