Subject: Confucius say (Page 5)

Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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