Subject: Confucius say (Page 5)

Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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