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Confucius say
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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.
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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.
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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.
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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.
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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.
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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.
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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.
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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.
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Confucius say… at a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask – you can see who the best man is.
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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.
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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.
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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.
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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.
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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.
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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.
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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.
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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.
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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.
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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.
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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.
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