Subject: Confucius say (Page 5)

Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… at a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask – you can see who the best man is.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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