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Confucius say
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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.
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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!
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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.
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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.
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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.
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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'
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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.
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Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.
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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.
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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.
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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.
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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.
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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.
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Confucius say
Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.
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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.
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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.
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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.
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