Subject: Confucius say (Page 6)

Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… man who sits on stool smells like shit.

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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say…  man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.

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