Subject: Confucius say (Page 6)

Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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