Subject: Confucius say (Page 6)

Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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