Subject: Confucius say (Page 6)

Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… he who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

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Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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