Subject: Confucius say (Page 6)

Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Confucius say… who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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