Subject: Confucius say (Page 6)

Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… if you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

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