Subject: Confucius say (Page 6)

Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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