Subject: Confucius say (Page 7)

Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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