Subject: Confucius say (Page 7)

Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… if you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

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Confucius say… he who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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