Subject: Confucius say (Page 7)

Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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