Subject: Confucius say (Page 7)

Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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