Subject: Confucius say (Page 7)

Confucius say… he who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.

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Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

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Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

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Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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