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Confucius say
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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.
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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.
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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.
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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.
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Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!
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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.
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Confucius say… beauty is only a light switch away.
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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.
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Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.
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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.
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Confucius say… woman can humiliate any man by simply saying "Hold my purse."
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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.
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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.
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Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.
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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.
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Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.
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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.
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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.
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Fortune cookies
Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.
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