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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.