Subject: Confucius say (Page 7)

Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

Confucius say… beauty is only a light switch away.

Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

Confucius say… woman can humiliate any man by simply saying "Hold my purse."

Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.