Subject: Confucius say (Page 8)

Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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