Subject: Confucius say (Page 8)

Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

Confucius say

Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

Confucius say

Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

Confucius say

Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

Confucius say

Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

Confucius say

Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

Confucius say

Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

Confucius say

Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

Confucius say

Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

Confucius say

Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

Confucius say

Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

Confucius say

Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

Confucius say

Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

Confucius say

Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

Confucius say