Subject: Confucius say (Page 8)

Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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