Subject: Confucius say (Page 9)

Confucius say… wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… man that straddles the fence, gets a sore crotch.

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Confucius say… man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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