Subject: Confucius say (Page 9)

Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Confucius say… economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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