Subject: Confucius say (Page 9)

Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

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Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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