Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.

(1836 – 1887) German born anarchist & labor union activist

I am off in search of the great perhaps.

(c.1494 – 1553) French Renaissance writer, doctor, monk & Greek scholar

I want that 50 bucks you owe me now, and I mean now.

Carl Switzer (1927 – 1959) American actor

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

(1783 – 1859) American author, essayist, biographer & historian

You got me.

(1903 – 1934) American bank robber & convicted murderer

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

Can this last long?

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

Yes… a bullet-proof vest

(1910 – 1960) American robber & convicted murderer

Codeine… bourbon…

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

I am just going outside. I may be some time.

(1880 – 1912) English Antarctic explorer

Give me coffee, I'm going to write.

(1865 – 1918) Brazilian poet, journalist & translator

I'm glad that's over.

(1926 – 1984) English comedian

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I don't feel good.

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist

Is it safe?

(1824-1856) doctor & convicted multiple murderer

Never drive at night.

(1834 - 1902) American manufacturer

Mozart! Mozart!

(1860 – 1911) Austrian composer

That is indeed very good. I shall have to repeat that on the Golden Floor!

(1859 – 1936) English classical scholar & poet

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.

(? – 1928) mob boss

I am going.

(1899 – 1982) King of Swaziland