Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, let 'em wait!

(1738 – 1789) American farmer, businessman, writer, politician & patriot
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I'm tired. I'm going back to bed.

(1914 – 1959) American actor best known for his role as Superman
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My work is done, why wait?

(1854 – 1932) American innovator & founder of Eastman Kodak
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One last drink, please.

(1846 – 1911) American distiller
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I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
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And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, “A truck!”

(1956 – ) American comedian
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I don't feel good.

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist
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Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

(1818 – 1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist & socialist
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I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

Taylor C. Craig (1960 – 1995) American double-convicted murderer
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Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
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You sons of bitches, give my love to Mother!

(1912 - 1932) American convicted murderer & career criminal
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I'm so bored with it all.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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I have had no real gratification or enjoyment of any sort more than my neighbor on the next block who is worth only half a million

(1821 – 1885) American businessman & millionaire
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You know, I don't mind dying. The thing that pisses me off is that I won't get to be an old man. I was looking forward to that.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
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I hope the exit is joyful and hope never to return.

(1907 – 1954) Mexican painter
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Ah, Luisa, you always arrive just as I am leaving.

(1798 – 1866) Italian statesman, novelist & painter
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Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director
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No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.

Cherokee Bill (1876 – 1896) American convicted murderer & outlaw
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So here it is!

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt
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One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
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Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

(1877 – 1959) English theatre & film actor
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