Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

That is indeed very good. I shall have to repeat that on the Golden Floor!

(1859 – 1936) English classical scholar & poet

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is…

(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor

Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell.

(1649 – 1685) English nobleman

Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more.

(1832 – 1898) English author, mathematician, logician & photographer

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director

Absolutely not!

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor

Where is my clock?

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

Yes… a bullet-proof vest

(1910 – 1960) American robber & convicted murderer

Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Mozart! Mozart!

(1860 – 1911) Austrian composer

I'll sleep well tonight.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

God I'm bored.

(1885 – 1960) Lebanonese explorer, writer & British intelligence officer

I want that 50 bucks you owe me now, and I mean now.

Carl Switzer (1927 – 1959) American actor

The nourishment is palatable.

(1800 – 1874) 13th U.S. President

Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.

(1503 – 1566) French apothecary & reputed seer who published his prophecies

I hope the exit is joyful and hope never to return.

(1907 – 1954) Mexican painter

This is the happiest moment of my life.

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist

Don't worry… it's not loaded.

(1946 – 1978), American guitarist & founding member of the band Chicago

Okay, I won’t.

(1935 – 1977) American singer

But the peasants… how do the peasants die?

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer

You got me.

(1903 – 1934) American bank robber & convicted murderer