Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

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(? – 2000) television writer (Days of Our Lives)

It's all been rather lovely.

(1912 – 1983) English actor

Who is it? Who is it?

(1859 – 1881) American frontier gunman

A dying man can do nothing easily.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Surprise me.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

(1851 – 1882) younger brother of Deputy U.S. Marshals Virgil & Wyatt Earp

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!

(c.1936 – 1966) American convicted murderer

Relax… this won't hurt.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author

Born in a hotel room, and Goddammit, died in one!

(1888 – 1953) American playwright

Nothing more than a change of mind, my dear. I always talk better lying down.

(1751 – 1836) American statesman & politician

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is…

(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor

More weight.

(c.1611 – 1692) a prosperous farmer and church member in early colonial America who died under judicial torture during the Salem witch trials

So here it is!

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

(1944 – 1974) American television news reporter

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

(1918 – 1988) American physicist

I wonder why he shot me.

(1893 – 1935) U.S. governor & senator (Louisiana)

I'm so bored with it all.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Absolutely not!

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor

It has all been very interesting.

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

(1562 – 1635) Spanish playwright & poet