Subject: Death » Last words (Page 10)

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)

Now comes the mystery.

(1813 – 1887) American clergyman, social reformer & abolitionist

Suppose, suppose.

(1848 – 1929) American frontier law enforcement officer

I don't believe that I'm going to be able to speak any longer.

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

Only from the cold, my friend.

(1736 – 1793) French astronomer, orator & leader of the French Revolution

I am going.

(1899 – 1982) King of Swaziland

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!

(c.1936 – 1966) American convicted murderer

Sorry for saying f**k.

1941 – 1989) English comedian, physician, writer & actor (Monty Python)

Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, let 'em wait!

(1738 – 1789) American farmer, businessman, writer, politician & patriot

Born in a hotel room, and Goddammit, died in one!

(1888 – 1953) American playwright

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

(1783 – 1859) American author, essayist, biographer & historian

A dying man can do nothing easily.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Let's be wild tonight.

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress

Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you're fooling about!

(1891 – 1930) American serial killer, arsonist & burglar

So here it is!

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt

It's stopped.

(1791 – 1863) English surgeon & literary executor of Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Kaputt…

(1892 – 1918) German fighter pilot widely known as the Red Baron

Gentlemen, I bid you farewell.


Absolutely not!

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor

The prettier. Now fight for it.

(1851 – 1929) English dramatist & playwright

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

(1817 – 1882) Hungarian journalist, writer, poet & translator