Subject: Death » Last words (Page 10)

And now, I am officially dead.

(1822 – 1903) American teacher, lawyer, iron manufacturer & politician

Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.

(1503 – 1566) French apothecary & reputed seer who published his prophecies

I'm sorry, boys, I’m all wet.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

(1873 – 1907) French writer

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

(1851 – 1882) younger brother of Deputy U.S. Marshals Virgil & Wyatt Earp

Don't let it end like this; tell them I said something.

(1878 – 1923) Mexican revolutionary general

Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.

(1915 – 1963) French singer & cultural icon

But the peasants… how do the peasants die?

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer

I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.

(1657 – 1757) French author

I have been a most unconscionable time dying, but I beg you to excuse it.

(1630 – 1685) monarch of England, Scotland & Ireland

Now I will show you how an Italian dies!

(1968 – 2004) Italian security officer

Everything is an illusion.

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!

(c.1936 – 1966) American convicted murderer

Don't worry… it's not loaded.

(1946 – 1978), American guitarist & founding member of the band Chicago

Oh, what's the bloody point?

(1926 – 1988) English comic actor & comedian

Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers.

(1873 – 1956) English poet, short story writer & novelist

John Rogers did.

(1812 – 1899) American attorney

Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

(1934 – 1999) American actor, improviser, writer & teacher

Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you're fooling about!

(1891 – 1930) American serial killer, arsonist & burglar

Please put out the light.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

That picture is awful dusty.

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer