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Born in a hotel room, and Goddammit, died in one!

(1888 – 1953) American playwright

This is funny.

(1851 – 1887) American gambler, gunfighter & dentist of the American old west

Last words He always thought that he would die in a fight or "with his boots on.” He died in a hotel bed from tuberculosis and his last words were uttered after seeing his feet with boots off.

I see that you have made three spelling mistakes.

Thomas de Mahy

(1744 – 1790) French aristocrat

Last words Convicted of treason – he was handed his official death sentence by the court clerk as he was led to the scaffold.

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

Thomas J. Grasso

Taylor C. Craig (1960 – 1995) American double-convicted murderer

Last words Executed by injection in Oklahoma Referring to his requested last meal

Why? I'm right at the height of the rifles.

Melchor Ocampo

(1814 – 1861) Mexican lawyer, scientist & liberal politician

Last words Spoken after his executioner ordered him to kneel before the firing squad.

Boy, fetch my fiddle.

Rob Roy MacGregor

(1671 – 1734) Scottish folk hero

Last words

A dying man can do nothing easily.

Benjamin Franklin

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Last words As he lay dying his daughter suggested that if he lay on his side he could breathe easier.

The nourishment is palatable.

Millard Fillmore

(1800 – 1874) 13th U.S. President

Last words His response when his physician inquired about his food.

Okay, Father. I'll pray that you don't follow me too soon.

Edward Slovik

(1920 – 1945) only American soldier to be court martialed and executed for desertion during World War II

Last words In response to the chaplain saying “Eddie – when you get Up There say a little prayer for me.

John Rogers did.

John Holmes

(1812 – 1899) American attorney

Last words Referring to a Protestant martyr who had been burned at the stake. A nurse said she would feel his feet to see if they were warm. "Nobody ever died with warm feet” she said. Thus Holmes's reply.

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

Henry David Thoreau

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

Last words When urged to make his peace with God this was his last coherent response.

I'm going away tonight.

James Brown

(1933 – 2006) American singer, songwriter & musician

Last words Said minutes before his death from congestive heart failure

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

Steve Jobs

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple

Last words As reported by his sister on his death bed.

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