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David Alexander Johnston

(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor

Last words Last radio transmission before being killed in the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Voltaire

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Last words Subject of dispute When asked by a priest to renounce Satan

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

Edmund Gwenn

(1877 – 1959) English theatre & film actor

Last words When asked if he thought dying was tough

Never drive at night.

Joseph Lucas

(1834 - 1902) American manufacturer

Last words Lucas was the founder of Lucas Industries manufacturer of automotive alternators and headlights – which were notorious for unreliability in the early days of automobiles.

I'm so bored with it all.

Winston Churchill

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Last words Before slipping into a coma and dying nine days later.

Bless you, Sister. May all your sons be bishops.

Brendan Francis Behan

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

Last words Spoken to a nurse attending him.

That's good. Go on, read some more.

Warren G. Harding

(1865 – 1923) 29th U.S. President

Last words To his wife – who was reading him flattering newspaper accounts

You guys doin' that right?

Stanley Tookie Williams

(1953 – 2005) American co-founder of the Crips, a notorious street gang, convicted robber & murderer

Last words Said to his executioners who appeared to be having trouble operating the machinery.

Walter Pidgeon

Boris Karloff

William Henry Pratt (1887 – 1969) English actor

Last words As he drifted in and out of sleep on his final day. It confused and distressed his wife Evie since Karloff hadn't mentioned Pidgeon in years.

How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?

P.T. Barnum

(1810 – 1891) American showman, businessman, entertainer & circus founder

Last words

I'm going away tonight.

James Brown

(1933 – 2006) American singer, songwriter & musician

Last words Said minutes before his death from congestive heart failure

Okay, I won’t.

Elvis Presley

(1935 – 1977) American singer

Last words To fiancée Ginger Alden. She had told him when he was on the way to the bathroom “Don’t fall asleep in there.”

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Edward Abbey

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

Last words His response as to whether he had any last words

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