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Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Last words She awoke from her illness on her deathbed to see her family at her bedside.

It is hovering and it's not an aircraft.

(c.1958 – presumed dead in 1978 ) Australian pilot

Last words After contacting air traffic control claiming to be pursued by a purported UFO – disappeared. Valentich and his aircraft were never found and the reason for the disappearance could not be determined.

Relax… this won't hurt.

Hunter S. Thompson

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author

Last words This was the final sentence on his suicide note.

Go away. I'm all right.

H.G. Wells

(1866 – 1946) English author

Last words Wells did not realize he was dying.

Turn me. I am roasted on one side.

Lawrence of Rome

(c.225 – 258) a deacon & celebrated Roman martyr

Last words Lawrence was stripped and tied face down suspended over a bed of coals and slowly burned to death. In a cheerful voice this is how he responded when asked if he had any last request.

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

Edmund Gwenn

(1877 – 1959) English theatre & film actor

Last words When asked if he thought dying was tough

No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.

Crawford Goldsby

Cherokee Bill (1876 – 1896) American convicted murderer & outlaw

Last words When asked if he had anything to say before he was hanged

A king should die standing.

Louis XVIII

(1755 – 1824) King of France

Last words As he lay dying of gout and gangrene

Yes… a bullet-proof vest

James W. Rodgers

(1910 – 1960) American robber & convicted murderer

Last words When asked if he had any last requests before facing a firing squad

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

Oliver Cromwell

(1599 – 1658) English military & political leader

Last words

Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.

George Engel

(1836 – 1887) German born anarchist & labor union activist

Last words Shouted before his execution at the gallows

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!

James French

(c.1936 – 1966) American convicted murderer

Last words He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution in the electric chair.

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

George Kelly

(1887 – 1974) American playwright, screenwriter, director & actor

Last words On his death bed he was visited by his niece who leaned forward to kiss him farewell.

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

William ‘Bat’ Masterson

(1853 – 1921) American buffalo hunter, U.S. Marshal, Army scout, gambler, frontier lawman & newspaperman

Last words

I'm out of here, man. I'm gone. Keep me in your hearts.

Kevin Watts

(? – 2008) American convicted murder

Last words Before being executed by lethal injection for a triple murder

So here it is!

Cleopatra VII

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt

Last words "It" was the small asp which she allowed to bite her.

This is funny.

John ‘Doc’ Holliday

(1851 – 1887) American gambler, gunfighter & dentist of the American old west

Last words He always thought that he would die in a fight or "with his boots on.” He died in a hotel bed from tuberculosis and his last words were uttered after seeing his feet with boots off.

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

Dylan Thomas

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

Last words Died while in a coma from pneumonia and alcohol poisoning

Everything is an illusion.

Mata Hari

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

Last words Spoken to a visitor before she faced a firing squad

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

Lope de Vega

(1562 – 1635) Spanish playwright & poet

Last words This is thought to be a sarcastic comment about the Italian poet.

It has all been very interesting.

Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 3)

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

It is hovering and it's not an aircraft.

Relax… this won't hurt.

Go away. I'm all right.

Turn me. I am roasted on one side.

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.

A king should die standing.

Yes… a bullet-proof vest

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

I'm out of here, man. I'm gone. Keep me in your hearts.

So here it is!

This is funny.

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

Everything is an illusion.

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

It has all been very interesting.