Subject: Death » Last words (Page 3)

I am starting to believe you are not intending to count me amongst your friends.

(1879 – 1936) Spanish comic playwright

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director

That was a great game of golf, fellas.

(1902 – 1977) American singer & actor

This is the happiest moment of my life.

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist

This is absurd! This is absurd!

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis

It has all been very interesting.

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

Oh God, here I go!

(1909–1959) American boxing champion

I have had no real gratification or enjoyment of any sort more than my neighbor on the next block who is worth only half a million

(1821 – 1885) American businessman & millionaire

I don't feel good.

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist

I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

(1934 – 1999) American actor, improviser, writer & teacher

I'm sorry, boys, I’m all wet.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

Never felt better.

(1911 – 2000) American actor

Suppose, suppose.

(1848 – 1929) American frontier law enforcement officer

I leave life so that I can walk into history.

(1882 – 1954) Brazilian dictator & democratically elected President

I see that you have made three spelling mistakes.

(1744 – 1790) French aristocrat

Relax… this won't hurt.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

(1783 – 1859) American author, essayist, biographer & historian

But how the devil do you think this could harm me?

(1713 – 1784) French philosopher, art critic & writer

Bless you, Sister.  May all your sons be bishops.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

Ah well I suppose it has come to this… such is life.

(c.1855 – 1880) Irish Australian bushranger & outlaw