Subject: Death » Last words (Page 4)

I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

(c.1446/1450 – 1523) Italian Renaissance painter

Okay, I won’t.

(1935 – 1977) American singer

Die, my dear?… why that's the last thing I'll do!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

A dying man can do nothing easily.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

It wasn't worth it.

(1884 – 1957) Russian-born American film producer

On the contrary!

(1828 – 1906) Norwegian playwright, theatre director & poet

Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)

Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

(1755 – 1793) Archduchess of Austria & the Queen of France

I have had no real gratification or enjoyment of any sort more than my neighbor on the next block who is worth only half a million

(1821 – 1885) American businessman & millionaire

The play is over, applaud!

(63 BC – 14 AD) first emperor of the Roman Empire

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor

More weight.

(c.1611 – 1692) a prosperous farmer and church member in early colonial America who died under judicial torture during the Salem witch trials

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

(1783 – 1859) American author, essayist, biographer & historian

I’m always angry when I’m dying.

(1923 – 2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter & author

I'm out of here, man. I'm gone. Keep me in your hearts.

(? – 2008) American convicted murder

Let's be wild tonight.

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress

John Rogers did.

(1812 – 1899) American attorney

I have been a most unconscionable time dying, but I beg you to excuse it.

(1630 – 1685) monarch of England, Scotland & Ireland

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(? – 2000) television writer (Days of Our Lives)

You got me.

(1903 – 1934) American bank robber & convicted murderer