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You sons of bitches, give my love to Mother!

Francis ‘Two Gun’ Crowley

(1912 - 1932) American convicted murderer & career criminal

Last words

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

Steve Jobs

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple

Last words As reported by his sister on his death bed.

It's very beautiful over there.

Thomas Alva Edison

(1847 – 1931) American inventor, scientist & businessman

Last words Spoken to his wife as he lapsed in and out of consciousness

Yes… a bullet-proof vest

James W. Rodgers

(1910 – 1960) American robber & convicted murderer

Last words When asked if he had any last requests before facing a firing squad

Everything is an illusion.

Mata Hari

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy

Last words Spoken to a visitor before she faced a firing squad

Why? I'm right at the height of the rifles.

Melchor Ocampo

(1814 – 1861) Mexican lawyer, scientist & liberal politician

Last words Spoken after his executioner ordered him to kneel before the firing squad.

This is the happiest moment of my life.

Adolf Fischer

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist

Last words At his execution by hanging

Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.

Édith Piaf

(1915 – 1963) French singer & cultural icon

Last words Piaf spoke these words to her sister who stood at her deathbed.

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

Alfred Jarry

(1873 – 1907) French writer

Last words For a time these words were considered a final expression of his absurdist humor however a doctor asserted that they were perfectly understandable due to his dehydration.

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is…

David Alexander Johnston

(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor

Last words Last radio transmission before being killed in the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens

Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

Marie Antoinette

(1755 – 1793) Archduchess of Austria & the Queen of France

Last words As she approached the guillotine convicted of treason and about to be beheaded she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner.

I should have asked for a stunt double!

‘Vic’ Morrow

(1929 – 1982) American actor

Last words Said before filming a challenging scene for "Twilight Zone: The Movie" with a helicopter. During filming the helicopter lost control and fell on the actors.

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

Wilson Mizner

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Last words After talking to a priest.

Kaputt…

Manfred von Richthofen

(1892 – 1918) German fighter pilot widely known as the Red Baron

Last words Translated as “Broken” or “Smashed” von Richthofen crash landed after being shot through the chest and lived for 2 minutes until he finally uttered his final words.

Surprise me.

Bob Hope

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Last words Spoken to his wife when she asked where he wanted to be buried.

Ah well I suppose it has come to this… such is life.

‘Ned’ Kelly

(c.1855 – 1880) Irish Australian bushranger & outlaw

Last words As he was hanged in the Melbourne Jail

Maybe they only had one rocket.

Lawrence Beeter

British WWII soldier

Last words Said while taking cover in a bunker after they were hit by a rocket. A second volley destroyed the bunker and Beeter was killed.

Okay, I won’t.

Elvis Presley

(1935 – 1977) American singer

Last words To fiancée Ginger Alden. She had told him when he was on the way to the bathroom “Don’t fall asleep in there.”

Don't make a mess of it – shoot straight, you bastards.

Harry 'Breaker' Morant

(1864 – 1902) Anglo-Australian drover, horseman, poet & soldier

Last words Morant was courtmartialed and executed by the British – charged with killing Boer prisoners.

Cheerio

Antonio Mancini

(c.1902 – 1941) British gangster

Last words Said when famed executioner Albert Pierrepoint put the noose on his neck.

Go away. I'm all right.

H.G. Wells

(1866 – 1946) English author

Last words Wells did not realize he was dying.

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