Subject: Death » Last words (Page 5)

The play is over, applaud!

(63 BC – 14 AD) first emperor of the Roman Empire

Don't worry, they usually don't swim backwards.

(1962 – 2006) Australian television personality, wildlife expert & conservationist

Me mudder did it.

(1882 – 1928) New York businessman, gambler & kingpin of the Jewish mafia

Gents, this is an educational project. You are about to witness the damaging effect electricity has on Wood.

(? – 1963) convicted murderer

A king should die standing.

(1755 – 1824) King of France

And now, I am officially dead.

(1822 – 1903) American teacher, lawyer, iron manufacturer & politician

Can this last long?

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

Ah well I suppose it has come to this… such is life.

(c.1855 – 1880) Irish Australian bushranger & outlaw

Let's be wild tonight.

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress

It has all been very interesting.

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

Dear me! I think I'm turning into a god…

(9 – 79) Roman Emperor

I’m always angry when I’m dying.

(1923 – 2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter & author

I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.

(1657 – 1757) French author

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

(1886 – 1950) American singer, comedian & actor

Wait a second.

(1721 – 1764) member of the French court & mistress of Louis XV

Now I'm oiled.  Keep me from the rats.

(1492 – 1556) Italian author, playwright, poet & satirist

I could shoot better!

(1920 – 1945) Dutch communist resistance fighter during World War II

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(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

(1887 – 1979) American businessman & founder of the Hilton Hotels

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

(1818 – 1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist & socialist

I'm sorry, boys, I’m all wet.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)