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Oh, what's the bloody point?

Kenneth Charles Williams

(1926 – 1988) English comic actor & comedian

Last words This was the final entry in his diary.

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.

George Appel

(? – 1928) mob boss

Last words Before being executed by electric chair

Let's be wild tonight.

Sirkka Sari

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress

Last words Sari died by falling down a chimney during a party. She and one of the men went up to the roof of the hotel and mistook a chimney for a scenery balcony – climbed up and fell into a heating boiler.

And now, I am officially dead.

Abram Stevens Hewitt

(1822 – 1903) American teacher, lawyer, iron manufacturer & politician

Last words Hewitt had just removed the oxygen tube from his mouth in the hospital.

Die, my dear?… why that's the last thing I'll do!

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Death Last words

Turn me. I am roasted on one side.

Lawrence of Rome

(c.225 – 258) a deacon & celebrated Roman martyr

Last words Lawrence was stripped and tied face down suspended over a bed of coals and slowly burned to death. In a cheerful voice this is how he responded when asked if he had any last request.

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

Wilson Mizner

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Last words After talking to a priest.

Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, let 'em wait!

Ethan Allen

(1738 – 1789) American farmer, businessman, writer, politician & patriot

Last words Stated after Allen was shot and a doctor told him "General I fear that the angels are waiting for you." Subject of dispute

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili.

‘Kit’ Carson

(1809 – 1868) American frontiersman & scout

Last words Also reported as "Adios compadres" Subject of dispute

Now why did I do that?

General William Erskine

(1728 – 1795) British Army commander

Last words Said after he jumped from a window in Lisbon Portugal in 1813.

That was a great game of golf, fellas.

‘Bing’ Crosby

(1902 – 1977) American singer & actor

Last words He died of a massive heart attack on the green after a round of 18 holes of golf. His physician had advised him to only play nine holes because of his heart condition.

Take me home. I was born in the South and I wish to die and be buried in the South.

Booker T. Washington

(1856 – 1915) African-American educator, author & political leader

Last words

Can this last long?

William III

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

Last words When his doctor told him that he was ill.

God will forgive me. It is his profession.

Heinrich Heine

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet

Last words

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!

Lavinia Fisher

Last words Hanged for murder while wearing her white wedding gown

On the contrary!

Henrik Ibsen

(1828 – 1906) Norwegian playwright, theatre director & poet

Last words His response to a nurse who told a visitor he was a little better.

That picture is awful dusty.

Jesse James

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer

Last words At his home James climbed on a chair to dust a picture hanging on the wall. When he turned around he was shot in the back of the head by former associate Robert Ford.

Dammit… don't you dare ask God to help me!

Joan Crawford

(1905 – 1977) American actress

Last words Said to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud

Are you happy? I'm happy.

Ethel Barrymore

(1879 – 1959) American actress

Last words Barrymore had been bedridden and awoke in the night and spoke these words to her maid. She fell back asleep and died several hours later without regaining consciousness.

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

Henry David Thoreau

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

Last words When urged to make his peace with God this was his last coherent response.

Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell.

James Scott

(1649 – 1685) English nobleman

Last words He led an unsuccessful rebellion against Charles's successor James II and was executed. His last words were addressed to the executioner.

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