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Maybe they only had one rocket.

British WWII soldier

Last words Said while taking cover in a bunker after they were hit by a rocket. A second volley destroyed the bunker and Beeter was killed.

Give me coffee, I'm going to write.

Olavo Bilac

(1865 – 1918) Brazilian poet, journalist & translator

Last words

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

Oliver Cromwell

(1599 – 1658) English military & political leader

Last words

Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Last words Carlotta" was Carlotta Monti an actress and Fields' mistress

John Rogers did.

John Holmes

(1812 – 1899) American attorney

Last words Referring to a Protestant martyr who had been burned at the stake. A nurse said she would feel his feet to see if they were warm. "Nobody ever died with warm feet” she said. Thus Holmes's reply.

I see that you have made three spelling mistakes.

Thomas de Mahy

(1744 – 1790) French aristocrat

Last words Convicted of treason – he was handed his official death sentence by the court clerk as he was led to the scaffold.

I want nothing but death.

Jane Austen

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

Last words In response to her sister who had asked her if she wanted something

I forgot something.

George Lincoln Rockwell

(1918 – 1967) American founder of the American Nazi Party

Last words He spoke these words to no one in particular as he left a laundromat to get something from his car. Moments later he was shot to death.

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

Errol Flynn

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

Last words

And now, I am officially dead.

Abram Stevens Hewitt

(1822 – 1903) American teacher, lawyer, iron manufacturer & politician

Last words Hewitt had just removed the oxygen tube from his mouth in the hospital.

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Thomas Hobbes

Last words He died of a bladder disorder followed by a stroke.

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

Alfred Hitchcock

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Last words

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

William ‘Bat’ Masterson

(1853 – 1921) American buffalo hunter, U.S. Marshal, Army scout, gambler, frontier lawman & newspaperman

Last words

Wait a second.

Jeanne Antoinette de Pompadour

(1721 – 1764) member of the French court & mistress of Louis XV

Last words As she died Madame de Pompadour called on God to "Wait a second." When He did she quickly applied rouge to her cheeks.

You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.

Robert Alton Harris

(1953 – 1992) American career criminal & convicted murderer

Last words Subject of dispute Was executed in the gas chamber at San Quentin State Prison

I’m afraid I’m being an awful nuisance.

Edith Sitwell

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

Death Last words

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

Stan Laurel

(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)

Last words Before dying of a heart attack

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

Henry David Thoreau

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

Last words When urged to make his peace with God this was his last coherent response.

It is nothing… it is nothing…

Archduke Franz Ferdinand

(1863 – 1914) Archduke of Austria

Last words Whispered to Count Harrach as the Archduke fell unconscious after being shot

Kiss my ass! You'll never find the rest!

John Wayne Gacy Jr.

(1942 – 1994) American serial killer & rapist

Last words Before being executed by lethal injection Presumably referring to the missing bodies of his victims

A dying man can do nothing easily.

Benjamin Franklin

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Last words As he lay dying his daughter suggested that if he lay on his side he could breathe easier.

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 6)

Maybe they only had one rocket.

Give me coffee, I'm going to write.

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!

John Rogers did.

I see that you have made three spelling mistakes.

I want nothing but death.

I forgot something.

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

And now, I am officially dead.

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

Wait a second.

You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.

I’m afraid I’m being an awful nuisance.

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

It is nothing… it is nothing…

Kiss my ass! You'll never find the rest!

A dying man can do nothing easily.