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No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.

Crawford Goldsby

Cherokee Bill (1876 – 1896) American convicted murderer & outlaw

Last words When asked if he had anything to say before he was hanged

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

Morgan Earp

(1851 – 1882) younger brother of Deputy U.S. Marshals Virgil & Wyatt Earp

Last words Agreeing with Wyatt’s belief there is no life after death.

That was a great game of golf, fellas.

‘Bing’ Crosby

(1902 – 1977) American singer & actor

Last words He died of a massive heart attack on the green after a round of 18 holes of golf. His physician had advised him to only play nine holes because of his heart condition.

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!

Lavinia Fisher

Last words Hanged for murder while wearing her white wedding gown

This is how you die.

Coco Chanel

(1883 – 1971) French fashion designer & founder of the Chanel brand

Death Last words

I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.

Bernard Le Bovier de Fontenelle

(1657 – 1757) French author

Last words

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

William ‘Buckey’ O'Neill

(1860 – 1898) American soldier with the Rough Riders, sheriff, newspaper editor, politician, gambler & lawyer

Last words O'Neill was standing up while under fire. A sergeant shouted to him "Captain a bullet is sure to hit you!" After these words O'Neill then calmly turned to another officer and was shot in the head.

The prettier. Now fight for it.

Henry Jones

(1851 – 1929) English dramatist & playwright

Last words On his deathbed his nurse and his niece asked him whom he would prefer to have at his side during the evening. This was his reply.

Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.

Nostradamus

(1503 – 1566) French apothecary & reputed seer who published his prophecies

Last words

That's good. Go on, read some more.

Warren G. Harding

(1865 – 1923) 29th U.S. President

Last words To his wife – who was reading him flattering newspaper accounts

The nourishment is palatable.

Millard Fillmore

(1800 – 1874) 13th U.S. President

Last words His response when his physician inquired about his food.

Well, now I must go to meet God and try to explain all those men I killed at Alamein.

Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery

(1887 – 1976) British Army officer

Last words

This is the happiest moment of my life.

Adolf Fischer

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist

Last words At his execution by hanging

John Rogers did.

John Holmes

(1812 – 1899) American attorney

Last words Referring to a Protestant martyr who had been burned at the stake. A nurse said she would feel his feet to see if they were warm. "Nobody ever died with warm feet” she said. Thus Holmes's reply.

I am a pianist.

John Field

Last words As he lay dying his friends thought a minister should be summoned. However no one had ever heard Field mention his religion. "Are you a Papist or a Calvinist?" one whispered. This was his reply.

I leave life so that I can walk into history.

Getúlio Dornelles Vargas

(1882 – 1954) Brazilian dictator & democratically elected President

Last words In a suicide letter

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

Lope de Vega

(1562 – 1635) Spanish playwright & poet

Last words This is thought to be a sarcastic comment about the Italian poet.

Cut 'er loose, Doc!

Frederic Remington

(1861 – 1909) American painter, illustrator, sculptor & writer

Last words He spoke his last words to the surgeon just before his emergency appendectomy and died of peritonitis and other complications following the operation.

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili.

‘Kit’ Carson

(1809 – 1868) American frontiersman & scout

Last words Also reported as "Adios compadres" Subject of dispute

Oh God, here I go!

Max Baer

(1909–1959) American boxing champion

Last words

No, but comfortable enough to die.

Maria Theresa

(1717 – 1780) Empress of Austria & Hungary

Last words She spent the last days of her life propped up in a chair as she was unable to breathe lying down. Her son said: "Your Majesty cannot be comfortable like that." This was her final reply.

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 6)

No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

That was a great game of golf, fellas.

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!

This is how you die.

I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

The prettier. Now fight for it.

Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.

That's good. Go on, read some more.

The nourishment is palatable.

Well, now I must go to meet God and try to explain all those men I killed at Alamein.

This is the happiest moment of my life.

John Rogers did.

I am a pianist.

I leave life so that I can walk into history.

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

Cut 'er loose, Doc!

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili.

Oh God, here I go!

No, but comfortable enough to die.