Subject: Death » Last words (Page 6)

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

(1963 – 1992) Texas inmate executed for rape & murder

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

(1562 – 1635) Spanish playwright & poet

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple

I have been a most unconscionable time dying, but I beg you to excuse it.

(1630 – 1685) monarch of England, Scotland & Ireland

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor

This is the first time authorities helped me escape prison.

(c.1914 – 1947) American convicted murderer

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.


I should have asked for a stunt double!

(1929 – 1982) American actor

Never felt better.

(1911 – 2000) American actor

Hurrah for anarchy! This is the happiest moment of my life.

(1836 – 1887) German born anarchist & labor union activist

Born in a hotel room, and Goddammit, died in one!

(1888 – 1953) American playwright

I'll sleep well tonight.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

This is funny.

(1851 – 1887) American gambler, gunfighter & dentist of the American old west

I want that 50 bucks you owe me now, and I mean now.

Carl Switzer (1927 – 1959) American actor

Why? I'm right at the height of the rifles.

(1814 – 1861) Mexican lawyer, scientist & liberal politician

I'm tired. I'm going back to bed.

(1914 – 1959) American actor best known for his role as Superman

Oh God, here I go!

(1909–1959) American boxing champion

This is the happiest moment of my life.

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist

I'm glad that's over.

(1926 – 1984) English comedian

This is how you die.

(1883 – 1971) French fashion designer & founder of the Chanel brand