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I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

Henry David Thoreau

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

Last words When urged to make his peace with God this was his last coherent response.

I'd rather be fishing.

Jimmy Glass

(c.1962 – 1987) American convicted murderer

Last words Before his execution in a Louisiana electric chair

Enough already.

William Herrick

(1915 – 2004) American novelist

Last words

Utter nonsense.

Eleanor Roosevelt

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady

Last words Spoken to the nurse who told her she would die when the reason God put her on earth was fulfilled

Now I'm oiled. Keep me from the rats.

Pietro Aretino

(1492 – 1556) Italian author, playwright, poet & satirist

Last words A fit of laughter provoked a stroke and Aretino was unconscious when a priest administered last rites. No sooner had he finished when Aretino opened his eyes and spoke his final lines and expired.

Damn it! How will I ever get out of this labyrinth?

Simón Bolívar

(1783 – 1830) Venezuelan military & political leader

Last words Also stated as “Fetch The Luggage” Subject of dispute

Cheerio

Antonio Mancini

(c.1902 – 1941) British gangster

Last words Said when famed executioner Albert Pierrepoint put the noose on his neck.

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

Edmund Gwenn

(1877 – 1959) English theatre & film actor

Last words When asked if he thought dying was tough

Can this last long?

William III

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

Last words When his doctor told him that he was ill.

And now, I am officially dead.

Abram Stevens Hewitt

(1822 – 1903) American teacher, lawyer, iron manufacturer & politician

Last words Hewitt had just removed the oxygen tube from his mouth in the hospital.

I am about to – or I am going to – die: either expression is correct.

Dominique Bouhours

(1628 – 1702) French grammarian

Last words

I want nothing but death.

Jane Austen

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

Last words In response to her sister who had asked her if she wanted something

Gents, this is an educational project. You are about to witness the damaging effect electricity has on Wood.

Frederick Charles Wood

(? – 1963) convicted murderer

Last words Before his electrocution

I forgot something.

George Lincoln Rockwell

(1918 – 1967) American founder of the American Nazi Party

Last words He spoke these words to no one in particular as he left a laundromat to get something from his car. Moments later he was shot to death.

I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.

Bernard Le Bovier de Fontenelle

(1657 – 1757) French author

Last words

So here it is!

Cleopatra VII

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt

Last words "It" was the small asp which she allowed to bite her.

Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.

Andrew Mutton

American mobster

Last words Remarked to his associate when the car with starter motor problems started successfully. Moments later a bomb rigged to the ignition exploded killing Mutton.

This is absurd! This is absurd!

Sigmund Freud

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis

Last words Suffering from cancer – he died by physician-assisted suicide.

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

David Hume

(1711 – 1776) Scottish philosopher, historian, economist & essayist

Last words

I don't feel good.

Luther Burbank

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist

Last words Burbank died after a heart attack followed by gastrointestinal complications.

Don't pull down the blinds. I feel fine. I want the sunlight to greet me!

Rudolph Valentino

(1895 – 1926) Italian actor & early pop icon

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 7)

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

I'd rather be fishing.

Enough already.

Utter nonsense.

Now I'm oiled. Keep me from the rats.

Damn it! How will I ever get out of this labyrinth?

Cheerio

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

Can this last long?

And now, I am officially dead.

I am about to – or I am going to – die: either expression is correct.

I want nothing but death.

Gents, this is an educational project. You are about to witness the damaging effect electricity has on Wood.

I forgot something.

I feel nothing except a certain difficulty in continuing to exist.

So here it is!

Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.

This is absurd! This is absurd!

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

I don't feel good.

Don't pull down the blinds. I feel fine. I want the sunlight to greet me!