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Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

(1860 – 1898) American soldier with the Rough Riders, sheriff, newspaper editor, politician, gambler & lawyer

Last words O'Neill was standing up while under fire. A sergeant shouted to him "Captain a bullet is sure to hit you!" After these words O'Neill then calmly turned to another officer and was shot in the head.

This is the happiest moment of my life.

Adolf Fischer

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist

Last words At his execution by hanging

Don't pull down the blinds. I feel fine. I want the sunlight to greet me!

Rudolph Valentino

(1895 – 1926) Italian actor & early pop icon

Last words

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

Karl Marx

(1818 – 1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist & socialist

Last words To his housekeeper

No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.

Crawford Goldsby

Cherokee Bill (1876 – 1896) American convicted murderer & outlaw

Last words When asked if he had anything to say before he was hanged

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

Washington Irving

(1783 – 1859) American author, essayist, biographer & historian

Last words Said to his niece as he readied himself for bed – whereupon he suffered a stroke and collapsed.

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

Alfred Hitchcock

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Last words

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

Lope de Vega

(1562 – 1635) Spanish playwright & poet

Last words This is thought to be a sarcastic comment about the Italian poet.

I want nothing but death.

Jane Austen

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

Last words In response to her sister who had asked her if she wanted something

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

Edmund Gwenn

(1877 – 1959) English theatre & film actor

Last words When asked if he thought dying was tough

I still live.

Daniel Webster

(1782 – 1852) American statesman, senator (Massachusetts) & writer

Last words The day before his best friend Peter Harvey had stated that Webster looked as if he was suffering. Webster told Harvey: "Be faithful friend I shall be dead tomorrow."

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

Henry David Thoreau

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

Last words When urged to make his peace with God this was his last coherent response.

Well, I've had a happy life.

William Hazlitt

(1778 – 1830) English writer, essayist, critic, grammarian & philosopher

Last words

I'm so bored with it all.

Winston Churchill

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Last words Before slipping into a coma and dying nine days later.

It is hovering and it's not an aircraft.

Frederick Valentich

(c.1958 – presumed dead in 1978 ) Australian pilot

Last words After contacting air traffic control claiming to be pursued by a purported UFO – disappeared. Valentich and his aircraft were never found and the reason for the disappearance could not be determined.

Gentlemen, I bid you farewell.

Wallace Henry Hartley

Last words To his fellow band mates before the Titanic sank in 1912. One survivor who climbed aboard a lifeboat distinctly heard Hartley say these words before he and the band were swept off the deck by the sea.

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

Errol Flynn

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

Last words

Where is my clock?

Salvador Dali

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

Last words

Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!

Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.

(1867 – 1932) American Broadway impresario

Last words

Now why did I do that?

General William Erskine

(1728 – 1795) British Army commander

Last words Said after he jumped from a window in Lisbon Portugal in 1813.

Lady, you shot me.

Sam Cooke

(1931 – 1964) American singer, songwriter & entrepreneur

Last words After being shot in a motel office.

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 7)

Sergeant, the Spanish bullet isn't made that will kill me.

This is the happiest moment of my life.

Don't pull down the blinds. I feel fine. I want the sunlight to greet me!

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.

I have to set my pillows one more night… when will this end already?

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

I want nothing but death.

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

I still live.

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

Well, I've had a happy life.

I'm so bored with it all.

It is hovering and it's not an aircraft.

Gentlemen, I bid you farewell.

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

Where is my clock?

Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!

Now why did I do that?

Lady, you shot me.