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This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

Al Jolson

(1886 – 1950) American singer, comedian & actor

Last words

It is nothing… it is nothing…

Archduke Franz Ferdinand

(1863 – 1914) Archduke of Austria

Last words Whispered to Count Harrach as the Archduke fell unconscious after being shot

This isn't Hamlet, you know. It's not meant to go into the bloody ear.

Laurence Olivier

(1907 – 1989) English actor, director & producer

Last words Supposedly said this when a nurse attempting to moisten his lips mis-aimed. In Shakespeare's play “Hamlet” the title character's father is killed when poison is dripped into his ear while asleep.

It has all been very interesting.

Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

Last words

I am just going outside. I may be some time.

Captain Lawrence ‘Titus’ Oates

(1880 – 1912) English Antarctic explorer

Last words While suffering from frostbite and aware his ill health was compromising his three companions' chances of survival –he voluntarily left the tent; it was his 32nd birthday. He was never seen again.

This is too tight.

Henry Wirz

(1823 – 1865) Swiss-born Confederate officer in the American Civil War

Last words He was tried and executed after the war for conspiracy and murder. Despite a lack of credible evidence Wirtz was convicted and hung.

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

David Hume

(1711 – 1776) Scottish philosopher, historian, economist & essayist

Last words

Die, my dear?… why that's the last thing I'll do!

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Death Last words

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Voltaire

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Last words Subject of dispute When asked by a priest to renounce Satan

No, but comfortable enough to die.

Maria Theresa

(1717 – 1780) Empress of Austria & Hungary

Last words She spent the last days of her life propped up in a chair as she was unable to breathe lying down. Her son said: "Your Majesty cannot be comfortable like that." This was her final reply.

I'm out of here, man. I'm gone. Keep me in your hearts.

Kevin Watts

(? – 2008) American convicted murder

Last words Before being executed by lethal injection for a triple murder

I’m afraid I’m being an awful nuisance.

Edith Sitwell

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

Death Last words

But the peasants… how do the peasants die?

Leo Tolstoy

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer

Last words

Go away. I'm all right.

H.G. Wells

(1866 – 1946) English author

Last words Wells did not realize he was dying.

Can this last long?

William III

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

Last words When his doctor told him that he was ill.

Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Last words

A dying man can do nothing easily.

Benjamin Franklin

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

Last words As he lay dying his daughter suggested that if he lay on his side he could breathe easier.

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

John-Luke Abi Roberts

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor

Communication Death Last words Wordplay Deathbed

That's good. Go on, read some more.

Warren G. Harding

(1865 – 1923) 29th U.S. President

Last words To his wife – who was reading him flattering newspaper accounts

Nothing more than a change of mind, my dear. I always talk better lying down.

James Madison

(1751 – 1836) American statesman & politician

Last words In reply to the question "What is the matter Uncle James?"

Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.

Édith Piaf

(1915 – 1963) French singer & cultural icon

Last words Piaf spoke these words to her sister who stood at her deathbed.

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 8)

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

It is nothing… it is nothing…

This isn't Hamlet, you know. It's not meant to go into the bloody ear.

It has all been very interesting.

I am just going outside. I may be some time.

This is too tight.

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

Die, my dear?… why that's the last thing I'll do!

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

No, but comfortable enough to die.

I'm out of here, man. I'm gone. Keep me in your hearts.

I’m afraid I’m being an awful nuisance.

But the peasants… how do the peasants die?

Go away. I'm all right.

Can this last long?

Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!

A dying man can do nothing easily.

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

That's good. Go on, read some more.

Nothing more than a change of mind, my dear. I always talk better lying down.

Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.