Subject: Death » Last words (Page 8)

I want that 50 bucks you owe me now, and I mean now.

Carl Switzer (1927 – 1959) American actor

This is how you die.

(1883 – 1971) French fashion designer & founder of the Chanel brand

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Walter Pidgeon

William Henry Pratt (1887 – 1969) English actor

Only from the cold, my friend.

(1736 – 1793) French astronomer, orator & leader of the French Revolution

So here it is!

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

(1899 – 1957) film actor

Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

(1934 – 1999) American actor, improviser, writer & teacher

Lady, you shot me.

(1931 – 1964) American singer, songwriter & entrepreneur

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)

Now I will show you how an Italian dies!

(1968 – 2004) Italian security officer

Die, my dear?… why that's the last thing I'll do!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Okay, Father. I'll pray that you don't follow me too soon.

(1920 – 1945) only American soldier to be court martialed and executed for desertion during World War II

Now why did I do that?

(1728 – 1795) British Army commander

I’ll be in Hell before you start breakfast! Let her rip!

(1863 – 1901) American cowboy & train robber

Cut 'er loose, Doc!

(1861 – 1909) American painter, illustrator, sculptor & writer

Die… I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

(1882 – 1942) American actor

One last drink, please.

(1846 – 1911) American distiller

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

(1944 – 1974) American television news reporter

This isn't Hamlet, you know. It's not meant to go into the bloody ear.

(1907 – 1989) English actor, director & producer

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

(1906 – 1972) Russian-born English actor, singer-songwriter & music composer