Subject: Death » Last words (Page 8)

It's a long time since I drank champagne.

(1860 – 1904) Russian short-story writer, playwright & physician

Only you have ever understood me… and you got it wrong.

(1770 – 1831) German philosopher

No comment.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

(1755 – 1793) Archduchess of Austria & the Queen of France

Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.

American mobster

Where is my clock?

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.

(1503 – 1566) French apothecary & reputed seer who published his prophecies

Born in a hotel room, and Goddammit, died in one!

(1888 – 1953) American playwright

Well, now I must go to meet God and try to explain all those men I killed at Alamein.

(1887 – 1976) British Army officer

Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I feel sleepy, a short time of rest would do me good.

(1746 – 1792) King of Sweden

I wonder why he shot me.

(1893 – 1935) U.S. governor & senator (Louisiana)

Nothing more than a change of mind, my dear. I always talk better lying down.

(1751 – 1836) American statesman & politician

I’m always angry when I’m dying.

(1923 – 2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter & author

This is funny.

(1851 – 1887) American gambler, gunfighter & dentist of the American old west

No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die.

Cherokee Bill (1876 – 1896) American convicted murderer & outlaw

Surprise me.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

That's good. Go on, read some more.

(1865 – 1923) 29th U.S. President

No, but comfortable enough to die.

(1717 – 1780) Empress of Austria & Hungary

Oh, what's the bloody point?

(1926 – 1988) English comic actor & comedian

I’m not unwell, I’m f**king dying.

(1932 – 1997) British journalist