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I have been a most unconscionable time dying, but I beg you to excuse it.

Charles II

(1630 – 1685) monarch of England, Scotland & Ireland

Last words

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

Alfred Hitchcock

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Last words

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

David Hume

(1711 – 1776) Scottish philosopher, historian, economist & essayist

Last words

Only from the cold, my friend.

Jean-Sylvain Bailly

(1736 – 1793) French astronomer, orator & leader of the French Revolution

Last words His reply when he was heckled by a spectator who noticed that he was trembling while on the scaffold awaiting the guillotine.

Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Last words Carlotta" was Carlotta Monti an actress and Fields' mistress

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

Wilson Mizner

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Last words After talking to a priest.

Home to the palace to die.

Alexander II of Russia

(1818 – 1881) Emperor of the Russian Empire

Last words He was heard to utter this phrase when his guards found him in his carriage after he was attacked with bombs by anarchists in an assassination attempt. He was taken home where he died hours later.

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Thomas Hobbes

Last words He died of a bladder disorder followed by a stroke.

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Voltaire

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Last words Subject of dispute When asked by a priest to renounce Satan

Show my head to the people. It is worth seeing.

Georges Jacques Danton

(1759 – 1794) influential figure in the French Revolution

Last words As he placed his neck in the guillotine he gave his final instructions to the executioner.

I want nothing but death.

Jane Austen

(1775 – 1817) English novelist

Last words In response to her sister who had asked her if she wanted something

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

Nancy Astor

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Last words She awoke from her illness on her deathbed to see her family at her bedside.

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

Karl Marx

(1818 – 1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist & socialist

Last words To his housekeeper

Born in a hotel room, and Goddammit, died in one!

Eugene O’Neill

(1888 – 1953) American playwright

Last words

Why? I'm right at the height of the rifles.

Melchor Ocampo

(1814 – 1861) Mexican lawyer, scientist & liberal politician

Last words Spoken after his executioner ordered him to kneel before the firing squad.

I'm out of here, man. I'm gone. Keep me in your hearts.

Kevin Watts

(? – 2008) American convicted murder

Last words Before being executed by lethal injection for a triple murder

You got me.

John Dillinger Jr.

(1903 – 1934) American bank robber & convicted murderer

Last words After being killed by federal agents in a shootout

Can this last long?

William III

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

Last words When his doctor told him that he was ill.

And now, I am officially dead.

Abram Stevens Hewitt

(1822 – 1903) American teacher, lawyer, iron manufacturer & politician

Last words Hewitt had just removed the oxygen tube from his mouth in the hospital.

You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you.

Alex

African Grey Parrot (1976 – 2007) subject of a thirty-year experiment by animal psychologist Irene Pepperberg

Last words Spoken to Pepperberg when she put him in his cage for the night; he was found dead the next morning.

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!

Lavinia Fisher

Last words Hanged for murder while wearing her white wedding gown

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Subject: Death » Last words (Page 9)

I have been a most unconscionable time dying, but I beg you to excuse it.

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death… although Catholics have their hopes.

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

Only from the cold, my friend.

Goddamn the whole fucking world and everyone in it except you, Carlotta!

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

Home to the palace to die.

I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Show my head to the people. It is worth seeing.

I want nothing but death.

Am I dying, or is this my birthday?

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

Born in a hotel room, and Goddammit, died in one!

Why? I'm right at the height of the rifles.

I'm out of here, man. I'm gone. Keep me in your hearts.

You got me.

Can this last long?

And now, I am officially dead.

You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you.

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!