Subject: Death (Page 10)

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(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor

Truman Capote's death was a good career move.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

(1866 – 1944) American writer, newspaper columnist, playwright & humorist

I don't believe that I'm going to be able to speak any longer.

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.

(1924 – 2003) American actress

Gentlemen, I bid you farewell.


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(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

It sounds like attention-seeking behavior to me.

(1958 – ) Welsh actor, writer & comedian

Dammit… don't you dare ask God to help me!

(1905 – 1977) American actress

Death is a wonderful way of cutting down on your expenses.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Death is not the end; there remains the litigation over the estate.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

There is no such thing as inner peace; there is only nervousness and death.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

I’d rather die while I’m living then live while I’m dead.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

Taylor C. Craig (1960 – 1995) American double-convicted murderer

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

It wasn't worth it.

(1884 – 1957) Russian-born American film producer

Dying is an art, like everything else.

(1932 – 1963) novelist & poet

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Home to the palace to die.

(1818 – 1881) Emperor of the Russian Empire

I will not go down to posterity talking bad grammar.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author