Subject: Death (Page 11)

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Alcohol Death Food/Drink Time

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor
Last words

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Death

The operation was a complete success, but the patient died of something else.

Death Doctors Health

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Death

That picture is awful dusty.

(1847 – 1882) American outlaw, bank robber & convicted murderer
Last words

If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright
Death Food/Drink Life

Errol Flynn died on a 70-foot boat with a 17-year-old girl; Walter has always wanted to go that way, but he's going to settle for a 17-footer with a 70-year-old.

(1916– 2005) American wife of Walter Cronkite
Death People Things

All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.

(1922 – 2007) American novelist
Death Life

I see that you have made three spelling mistakes.

(1744 – 1790) French aristocrat
Last words

It's beating – beating – beating – it's stopped.

(1708 – 1777) was a Swiss anatomist, physiologist, naturalist & poet
Last words

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder
Baseball Death Sports

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Death Definitions

Damn it! How will I ever get out of this labyrinth?

(1783 – 1830) Venezuelan military & political leader
Last words

Death and taxes are inevitable.

(1796-1865) Canadian politician, judge & author
Death

They say that after a brush with death the world looks different and that was true for me, but by the time I caught my breath, I realized that it was because I had lost my glasses.

(1945 – 1997) American novelist & scholar
Death Situations

Is it safe?

(1824-1856) doctor & convicted multiple murderer
Last words

Death: A breath-taking experience.

Death Definitions

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been permanently discontinued.

Death Definitions

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Death

Yes… a bullet-proof vest

(1910 – 1960) American robber & convicted murderer
Last words