Subject: Death (Page 11)

Death: Life’s way of telling you you’ve been fired.

Death Definitions Life

I'm the kind of guy who will have nothing all my life and then they'll discover oil while they're digging my grave.

(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor
Death Life Money Wealth

Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Death

Wait a second.

(1721 – 1764) member of the French court & mistress of Louis XV
Last words

It is my last wish to be buried sitting up.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Death Situations

They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!

(1813 – 1864) American teacher & Union Army general in the Civil War
Death Government Military

Famous Last Words: “This is easy.”

Death Definitions

They say you shouldn’t say nothin’ about the dead unless it’s good; he’s dead… good!

(1894 – 1975) American comedian
Communication Death Speech

Boy, fetch my fiddle.

(1671 – 1734) Scottish folk hero
Last words

How many people died from the Kama Sutra, as opposed to the Bible?

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director
Beliefs Death

When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Appearance Body Death People Self

I'm tired. I'm going back to bed.

(1914 – 1959) American actor best known for his role as Superman
Last words

I’m not unwell, I’m f**king dying.

(1932 – 1997) British journalist
Death Last words

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death Health

God will forgive me. It is his profession.

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet
Last words

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Activities Death

It sounds like attention-seeking behavior to me.

(1958 – ) Welsh actor, writer & comedian
Death Insults

Cheerio

(c.1902 – 1941) British gangster
Last words

Death and taxes are inevitable.

(1796-1865) Canadian politician, judge & author
Death

There is no such thing as inner peace; there is only nervousness and death.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Death

It's stopped.

(1791 – 1863) English surgeon & literary executor of Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Last words