Subject: Death (Page 12)

Do you realize we’re only a heart attack away from Bush being president?

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Death Government President

Longevity: Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Death Definitions Language Life

Utter nonsense.

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady
Last words

At Last She Sleeps Alone.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Death

I have been a most unconscionable time dying, but I beg you to excuse it.

(1630 – 1685) monarch of England, Scotland & Ireland
Last words

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have grandma buried or cremated… in the end, we let her live.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Death Family

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Last words

I’m not unwell, I’m f**king dying.

(1932 – 1997) British journalist
Death Last words

Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

(1934 – 1999) American actor, improviser, writer & teacher
Last words

Actors die so loud.

(1891 – 1980) novelist & painter
Death Entertainment

I'd rather be fishing.

(c.1962 – 1987) American convicted murderer
Last words

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Death Life Men People Time

There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Communication Death Misspokements Speech Time

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director
Last words

No Comment

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist
Last words

Aw, no one's gonna shoot at me.

(1939 – 1963) American assassinator of President John F. Kennedy
Last words

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor
Death People Self Situations

Don’t forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

(1865 – 1936) English short-story writer, poet & novelist
Death Situations

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor
Death Life Money

I shall look forward to a pleasant time.

(1737 – 1793) American merchant, statesman & patriot of the Revolution
Last words

I had a friend who was a clown and when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Autos Death Friends People Things