Subject: Death (Page 13)

A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets; all they found was a pile of dust.

comedian
Death

There are some similarities, of course [between Iraq and Vietnam] – death is terrible.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Death Misspokements

When I die, I hope to go to heaven… whatever the hell that is.

(1905 – 1982) Russian-American novelist, playwright & philosopher
Death

Okay, I won’t.

(1935 – 1977) American singer
Last words

If my dead father was alive to hear that, it would kill him.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Family Fathers Misspokements Situations Travel

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering… and it’s all over much too soon.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Emotions Life Time

Absolutely not!

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor
Last words

Life is pleasant… death is peaceful; it’s the transition that’s troublesome.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor
Death Life

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress
Death

Usually when someone is given an evening like this, they’re way too dead to say thank you.

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
Death Situations

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili.

(1809 – 1868) American frontiersman & scout
Last words

Let's be wild tonight.

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress
Last words

No, but comfortable enough to die.

(1717 – 1780) Empress of Austria & Hungary
Last words

Sheldon: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your roommate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That’s how I’m going to make it look.

(1975 – ) American actor
Death TV/Movie Quotes

Home to the palace to die.

(1818 – 1881) Emperor of the Russian Empire
Last words

How could they tell?

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Death Insults

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table's ready."

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Death Things

Oh, what's the bloody point?

(1926 – 1988) English comic actor & comedian
Last words

John Montague to John Wilkes: You will either die on the gallows or of a loathsome disease.

Wilkes’ reply: That depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.

(1725 – 1797) English radical, journalist & politician
Death Insults

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

(1866 – 1944) American writer, newspaper columnist, playwright & humorist
Death

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer
Death Life Money Poverty Wealth