Subject: Death (Page 14)

One day my girlfriend asked me, “If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?” I said, “No.” She said, “Okay, forget it.”

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Death

We were making love and I took the bag off my head.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Death Ugly

I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

(234 – 149 BC) Roman statesman
Death Epitaphs

Don't be in such a hurry.

(1915 – 1959) American jazz singer & songwriter
Last words

Money still talks these days… trouble is, you have to increase the volume alot!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Death Money Time

I hope you go before me because I don’t want you singing at my funeral.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright
Death Entertainment

Give Death Panels a Chance

Death Signs

When Sinclair (Lewis) is dead he's dead; when I die I'm immortal.

(1873 – 1945) journalist & author
Death People Self

Please put out the light.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
Last words

Remember, today could just as easily be the LAST day of the rest of your life.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Death Time

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress
Death

Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize,’ … except at a funeral.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Communication Death Language

I should have asked for a stunt double!

(1929 – 1982) American actor
Last words

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Alcohol Death Food/Drink Health

Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life.

(1934 – ) U.S. senator (Utah)
Death Life

How could they tell?

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Death Insults

Take away those pillows. I shall need them no more.

(1832 – 1898) English author, mathematician, logician & photographer
Last words

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
Death Work

Home to the palace to die.

(1818 – 1881) Emperor of the Russian Empire
Last words

I am just going outside. I may be some time.

(1880 – 1912) English Antarctic explorer
Last words

Cheerio

(c.1902 – 1941) British gangster
Last words