Subject: Death (Page 16)

You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you.

African Grey Parrot (1976 – 2007) subject of a thirty-year experiment by animal psychologist Irene Pepperberg
Last words

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

(1944 – 1974) American television news reporter
Last words

I thought it was in terribly bad taste for him to die when he did.

(1942 – ) English comic, actor (Monty Python's Flying Circus)
Death

The best way to get praise is to die.

Death Proverbs

Death is nature’s way of saying “Howdy.”

Death

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death Things Time

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering… and it’s all over much too soon.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Emotions Life Time

I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep – not screaming and terrified like his passengers.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
Death

I hate going to funerals because I’m not a mourning person.

(1946 – ) American comedian, actor & voice actor
Communication Death Wordplay

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

(1900 – 1993) American actress
Age Death

Boy, fetch my fiddle.

(1671 – 1734) Scottish folk hero
Last words

No, but comfortable enough to die.

(1717 – 1780) Empress of Austria & Hungary
Last words

I was married twice; my first wife died and my second one wouldn't.

(1955 – ) American comedian
Death Marriage

I understand life isn’t fair, but why couldn’t it just once be unfair in my favor?

American comedian
Death

It is hovering and it's not an aircraft.

(c.1958 – presumed dead in 1978 ) Australian pilot
Last words

Okay, I won’t.

(1935 – 1977) American singer
Last words

Eulogy: Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

Death Definitions

And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, “A truck!”

(1956 – ) American comedian
Communication Death Family Language Last words

Patriotism: The willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons dreamed up by politicians.

Death Definitions

People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead

Book Titles Death People

The Senate seems like the place where smart people go to die.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Death Government Politicians