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Actors die so loud.

Henry Miller

(1891 – 1980) novelist & painter

God I'm bored.

Harry St John Philby

(1885 – 1960) Lebanonese explorer, writer & British intelligence officer

Last words

The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, to think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Death As Boris in “Love and Death”

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

P.J. O'Rourke

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

Books Communication Death Reading/Writing

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is…

David Alexander Johnston

(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor

Last words Last radio transmission before being killed in the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens

When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction.

Steven Wright

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Appearance Body Death People Self Science fiction

Show my head to the people. It is worth seeing.

Georges Jacques Danton

(1759 – 1794) influential figure in the French Revolution

Last words As he placed his neck in the guillotine he gave his final instructions to the executioner.

Never felt better.

Douglas Fairbanks Jr.

(1911 – 2000) American actor

Last words While resting with chest pain and in reply to a nurse asking “How are you?”

I thought it was in terribly bad taste for him to die when he did.

Terry Jones

(1942 – ) English comic, actor (Monty Python's Flying Circus)

Death On friend Graham Chapman's dying on the eve of the Pythons' 20th anniversary

Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Death TV/Movie Quotes As Rufus T. Firefly in “Duck Soup”

Ah, Luisa, you always arrive just as I am leaving.

Massimo Taparelli d'Azeglio

(1798 – 1866) Italian statesman, novelist & painter

Last words Although in Azeglio had been separated from his wife Luisa for some time – when she heard he was dying she rushed to be with him. Just as she arrived at his bedside Azeglio died.

That is indeed very good. I shall have to repeat that on the Golden Floor!

A.E. Housman

(1859 – 1936) English classical scholar & poet

Last words To his doctor who told him a joke.

Go away. I'm all right.

H.G. Wells

(1866 – 1946) English author

Last words Wells did not realize he was dying.

Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days.

Eugene Ormandy

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

Death Health Misspokements Illness

This is the happiest moment of my life.

Adolf Fischer

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist

Last words At his execution by hanging

Now I can cross the Shifting Sands.

L. Frank Baum

(1856 – 1919) American author including (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)

Last words Referring to the impassable desert surrounding the Land of Oz

I should have asked for a stunt double!

‘Vic’ Morrow

(1929 – 1982) American actor

Last words Said before filming a challenging scene for "Twilight Zone: The Movie" with a helicopter. During filming the helicopter lost control and fell on the actors.

Let’s face facts, shall we?… There is a very real possibility that this could also be the last day of the rest of your life.

Dave Henry

(1939 – ) television newscaster

Death Life Situations

Please put out the light.

Theodore Roosevelt

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president

Last words

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Johnny Carson

(1925 – 2005) television host

Death Life Elvis Fairness Impersonators

Smoking cures weight problems… eventually.