Subject: Death (Page 19)

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili.

(1809 – 1868) American frontiersman & scout
Last words

I intend to live forever… or die trying.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death Life

The play is over, applaud!

(63 BC – 14 AD) first emperor of the Roman Empire
Last words

Sheldon: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your roommate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That’s how I’m going to make it look.

(1975 – ) American actor
Death TV/Movie Quotes

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

comedian, counselor & speaker
Death Science/Weather Success Wealth

A redneck died and left his entire fortune to his beloved wife… she couldn’t touch it until she was fourteen.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Death Marriage People Rednecks

Do you think we should drive a stake through his heart just in case?

(1904 – 1964) Austrian-Hungarian actor
Death

We think he’s dead, but we’re afraid to ask.

Death

If you want your name spelled wrong, die.

Communication Death Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

I am just going outside. I may be some time.

(1880 – 1912) English Antarctic explorer
Last words

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Death Murphy’s Laws

The operation was a complete success, but the patient died of something else.

Death Doctors Health

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die; I would have thought the obvious one was shout for help.

(1980 – ) English comedian & novelist
Death Situations

I'm the kind of guy who will have nothing all my life and then they'll discover oil while they're digging my grave.

(1919 – 1991) American comedian & actor
Death Life Money Wealth

Death is a wonderful way of cutting down on your expenses.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Money

That was a great game of golf, fellas.

(1902 – 1977) American singer & actor
Last words

That's good. Go on, read some more.

(1865 – 1923) 29th U.S. President
Last words

Was Uncle Oscar’s death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death TV/Movie Quotes

Let's be wild tonight.

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress
Last words

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright
Death

It's beating – beating – beating – it's stopped.

(1708 – 1777) was a Swiss anatomist, physiologist, naturalist & poet
Last words