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Dear me! I think I'm turning into a god…

Vespasian

(9 – 79) Roman Emperor

Last words He died of a fever.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

George Bernard Shaw

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Death Emotions Happiness Laughter Life Funny Sadness

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Oscar Wilde

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Communication Death Speech Being talked about

At Last She Sleeps Alone.

Irvin Cobb

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

Death Also Will Rogers & Robert Benchley Suggested obituary for an oft-married society woman

Now I will show you how an Italian dies!

Fabrizio Quattrocchi

(1968 – 2004) Italian security officer

Last words Quattrocchi was taken hostage in Iraq early in the Iraq War. Notable for his defiance – when his captors came to execute him he rose from his knees – refused to kneel back down and said these words.

Waiting, are they? Waiting, are they? Well, let 'em wait!

Ethan Allen

(1738 – 1789) American farmer, businessman, writer, politician & patriot

Last words Stated after Allen was shot and a doctor told him "General I fear that the angels are waiting for you." Subject of dispute

Famous Last Words: “This is easy.”

Anonymous

Death Definitions Famous Last Words

To stop sinning suddenly.

Elbert Hubbard

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher

Death Sin

Suppose, suppose.

Wyatt Earp

(1848 – 1929) American frontier law enforcement officer

Last words

Success has killed more men than bullets.

Mary Louise Cecilia 'Texas' Guinan

(1884 – 1933) American saloon keeper, actress & entrepreneur

Death Success Bullets

Kill: To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.

Ambrose Bierce

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Death Definitions Killing Successor Vacancy

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.

Ashleigh Brilliant

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Death Education School

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

Edmund Gwenn

(1877 – 1959) English theatre & film actor

Last words When asked if he thought dying was tough

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Death Lying down

I don't feel good.

Luther Burbank

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist

Last words Burbank died after a heart attack followed by gastrointestinal complications.

So here it is!

Cleopatra VII

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt

Last words "It" was the small asp which she allowed to bite her.

Traffic Dead Rise Slowly

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Death Headlines Traffic

The best way to die is to sit under a tree, eats lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer and blow up.

Art Donovan

(1925 – ) American professional football player

Death Football Sports

Absolutely not!

Montgomery Clift

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor

Last words After being asked if he wanted to watch "The Misfits" a movie in which he appeared

Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!

Florenz Ziegfeld Jr.

(1867 – 1932) American Broadway impresario