Subject: Death (Page 2)

It’s better to be tried by twelve men than to be carried by six.

Conflict Crime Death Government Law Murphy’s Laws

Oblituaries

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Malaprops

Why shouldn’t we air grievances at funerals?

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian
Death

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Communication Death Speech

Let’s face facts, shall we?… There is a very real possibility that this could also be the last day of the rest of your life.

(1939 – ) television newscaster
Death Life Situations

Pope John Paul didn't die… he pre-boarded.

(1964 – ) American comedian & actor
Death

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian
Last words

I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it; I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband.

(1908 – 1993) U.S. Supreme Court justice
Death Relationships Situations

I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Death Epitaphs

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Death Things

The best way to get praise is to die.

Death Proverbs

Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying

Death Headlines

I understand life isn’t fair, but why couldn’t it just once be unfair in my favor?

American comedian
Death

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Intelligence

I was married twice; my first wife died and my second one wouldn't.

(1955 – ) American comedian
Death Marriage

Let no man's deathbed be a futon.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Death

This is absurd! This is absurd!

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis
Last words

This is on me.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Death

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table's ready."

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Death Things

The Senate seems like the place where smart people go to die.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Death Government Politicians

It's a long time since I drank champagne.

(1860 – 1904) Russian short-story writer, playwright & physician
Last words