Subject: Death (Page 2)

If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.

One last drink, please.

(1846 – 1911) American distiller

Now I'm oiled.  Keep me from the rats.

(1492 – 1556) Italian author, playwright, poet & satirist

I'm sorry, boys, I’m all wet.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

No thank you.

(1959 – 2005) American serial killer

The play is over, applaud!

(63 BC – 14 AD) first emperor of the Roman Empire

Oblituaries

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Aw, no one's gonna shoot at me.

(1939 – 1963) American assassinator of President John F. Kennedy

Ah well I suppose it has come to this… such is life.

(c.1855 – 1880) Irish Australian bushranger & outlaw

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I'm going away tonight.

(1933 – 2006) American singer, songwriter & musician

When I die, I want it to be on my 100the birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset he has to drop out of college.

(1961 – ) American actress

Die… I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

(1882 – 1942) American actor

Is it safe?

(1824-1856) doctor & convicted multiple murderer

I hope you go before me because I don’t want you singing at my funeral.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.

(1920 – 2000) American actor

Absolutely not!

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

(1918 – 1988) American physicist

I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims who have to be identified by their dental records. If they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

(1957 – ) is an English comedian, writer & actor

I don't believe that I'm going to be able to speak any longer.

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

This is absurd! This is absurd!

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis