Subject: Death (Page 21)

Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you're fooling about!

(1891 – 1930) American serial killer, arsonist & burglar
Last words

I am going.

(1899 – 1982) King of Swaziland
Last words

Surprise me.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Last words

I detest life insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

(1869 – 1944) Canadian economist & humorist
Death

The great thing about the dead, they make space.

(1932 – 2009) author, poet & critic
Death People

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers – they’re going to make a game out of it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Activities Death Games People Self

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.

(1903 – 1974) English intellectual, literary critic & writer
Beliefs Death Opinion

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress
Death

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Death Health

Immortality – a fate worse than death.


Death Life

So far, I haven’t heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Death Life Money

Cured yesterday of my disease, I died last night of my physician.

(1664 – 1721) English poet & diplomat
Death Doctors Health

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle… unless you die of something.

(1935 – ) American cartoonist
Beliefs Death God Life Problems

I could shoot better!

(1920 – 1945) Dutch communist resistance fighter during World War II
Last words

Now I will show you how an Italian dies!

(1968 – 2004) Italian security officer
Last words

I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

(234 – 149 BC) Roman statesman
Death Epitaphs

My vocabulary did this to me. Your love will let you go on…

(1925 - 1965) American poet
Last words

I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

(c.1446/1450 – 1523) Italian Renaissance painter
Last words

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Death

At the funeral, everyone said, 'What a shame, he died penniless;' I don't know — to me that sounds like perfect timing on a hell of a budget.

American comedian
Death Money Poverty

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Appearance Body Death Eating Life Proverbs