Subject: Death (Page 22)

They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance!

(1813 – 1864) American teacher & Union Army general in the Civil War
Death Government Military

It seldom happens, I think, that a man has the civility to die when all the world wishes it.

(1626 – 1696) French writer
Death

The nourishment is palatable.

(1800 – 1874) 13th U.S. President
Last words

I'm sorry, boys, I’m all wet.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Death Last words

I don't feel good.

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist
Last words

The Senate seems like the place where smart people go to die.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Death Government Politicians

If you want your name spelled wrong, die.

Communication Death Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! This is…

(1949 – 1980) American volcanologist & government surveyor
Last words

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death

I have had no real gratification or enjoyment of any sort more than my neighbor on the next block who is worth only half a million

(1821 – 1885) American businessman & millionaire
Last words

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got?

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer
Death

My work is done, why wait?

(1854 – 1932) American innovator & founder of Eastman Kodak
Last words

A doctor’s reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Death Doctors Health

Sex is like death… only after death you don’t feel like a pizza.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Food/Drink Sex

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple
Last words

Kaputt…

(1892 – 1918) German fighter pilot widely known as the Red Baron
Last words

I don't believe that I'm going to be able to speak any longer.

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive
Last words

Everything is an illusion.

(1876 – 1917) Dutch exotic dancer, courtesan & accused spy
Last words

I ain’t afraid to die fat… that’s my pallbearers’ worry.


Appearance Death Fat

If this is dying, I don’t think much of it.

(1880 – 1932) British writer & critic
Death

Money still talks these days… trouble is, you have to increase the volume alot!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Death Money Time