Subject: Death (Page 22)

Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.

American mobster
Last words

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor
Books Communication Death Reading/Writing

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman
Death People

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer
Last words

Utter nonsense.

(1884 – 1962) diplomat & reformer & first lady
Last words

The harsh truth is that the cause of death is birth.

(1937 – ) English painter, printmaker, stage designer & photographer
Death Life

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!


Last words

I don't jog; if I die I want to be sick.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Activities Death

The show which, alas, every actor has to miss is his own memorial service.

(1908 – 1992) English actor
Death Entertainment

Do not hack me as you did my Lord Russell.

(1649 – 1685) English nobleman
Last words

All my possessions for a moment of time.

(1533 – 1603) Queen of England & Ireland
Last words

It wasn't worth it.

(1884 – 1957) Russian-born American film producer
Last words

I had a friend who was a clown and when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Autos Death Friends People Things

Be careful about reading health books for you may die of a misprint.

(1747 – 1803) German Jewish physician & lecturer on philosophy
Books Communication Death Health Reading/Writing

The way I see life, is like we’re all flying on the Hindenburg… why fight over the window seats?

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
Death Life

Dammit… don't you dare ask God to help me!

(1905 – 1977) American actress
Last words

Absolutely not!

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor
Last words

I tried to hang myself with bungee cord… I kept almost dying.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Death

If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.

Death Doctors Health Life Proverbs

Why? I'm right at the height of the rifles.

(1814 – 1861) Mexican lawyer, scientist & liberal politician
Last words

Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn’t scare the f**k out of everybody!

(1953 – 1992) American comedian
Death