Subject: Death (Page 24)

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Communication Death Reading/Writing

It has all been very interesting.

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer
Last words

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Death Epitaphs

Men still die with their boots on, but usually one boot is on the accelerator.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Accidents Autos Clothing Death Problems

Surprise me!

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Death Yogi-isms

My design is to make what haste I can to be gone.

(1599 – 1658) English military & political leader
Last words

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death Things Time

Success has killed more men than bullets.

(1884 – 1933) American saloon keeper, actress & entrepreneur
Death Success

You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Death Life Situations

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
Death Life

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

(1944 – 1974) American television news reporter
Last words

It's all been rather lovely.

(1912 – 1983) English actor
Last words

One dies only once, and it’s for such a long time!

(1622 – 1673) French playwright & actor
Death

It must have been the coffee.

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor
Last words

Let no man's deathbed be a futon.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Death

The comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Old

Death: A breath-taking experience.

Death Definitions

Don't be in such a hurry.

(1915 – 1959) American jazz singer & songwriter
Last words

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Death

The play is over, applaud!

(63 BC – 14 AD) first emperor of the Roman Empire
Last words

Death and taxes are inevitable.

(1796-1865) Canadian politician, judge & author
Death