Subject: Death (Page 25)

I should have asked for a stunt double!

(1929 – 1982) American actor
Last words

The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.

(1924 – 2003) American actress
Death

Die: To stop sinning suddenly.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Death

If you want your name spelled wrong, die.

Communication Death Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Oh, what's the bloody point?

(1926 – 1988) English comic actor & comedian
Last words

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Death

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor
Death Life Money

You have to treat death like any other part of life.

American auto racer
Auto racing Death Sports

Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Last words

I forgot something.

(1918 – 1967) American founder of the American Nazi Party
Last words

I'm glad he died before me, because I didn't want him to sing at my funeral.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright
Death People

The best way to get praise is to die.

Death Proverbs

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian
Alcohol Death

You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.

(1953 – 1992) American career criminal & convicted murderer
Last words

More weight.

(c.1611 – 1692) a prosperous farmer and church member in early colonial America who died under judicial torture during the Salem witch trials
Last words

No comment.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist
Last words

Drug Kingpin Amado Fuentes died from 9 hours of liposuction and plastic surgery – or, as it's commonly known here in Beverly Hills, natural causes.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Death Health Places

I leave life so that I can walk into history.

(1882 – 1954) Brazilian dictator & democratically elected President
Last words

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

(1818 – 1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist & socialist
Last words

I need no doctor. I can overcome my own troubles.

(1808 – 1875) 17th U.S. President
Last words

So here it is!

(69 BC – 30 BC) last pharaoh of Ancient Egypt
Last words