Subject: Death (Page 27)

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman
Death People

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Appearance Body Death Eating Life Proverbs

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a god damn thing.

(1851 – 1882) younger brother of Deputy U.S. Marshals Virgil & Wyatt Earp
Last words

You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Death Life Situations

Take me home. I was born in the South and I wish to die and be buried in the South.

(1856 – 1915) African-American educator, author & political leader
Last words

You sons of bitches, give my love to Mother!

(1912 - 1932) American convicted murderer & career criminal
Last words

Dear me! I think I'm turning into a god…

(9 – 79) Roman Emperor
Last words

Damn it! How will I ever get out of this labyrinth?

(1783 – 1830) Venezuelan military & political leader
Last words

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright
Death

Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here.

(1503 – 1566) French apothecary & reputed seer who published his prophecies
Last words

Life is pleasant… death is peaceful; it’s the transition that’s troublesome.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor
Death Life

Eulogy: Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

Death Definitions

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Death Intelligence Memory

I get my exercise from acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

(1834 – 1928) American attorney for Cornelius Vanderbilt
Activities Death Exercise

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Death Life

Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Death Health Misspokements

Home to the palace to die.

(1818 – 1881) Emperor of the Russian Empire
Last words

Absolutely not!

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor
Last words

The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.

Death Murphy’s Laws

Another victim of the grim weeper.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Malaprops

Die: To stop sinning suddenly.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Death