Subject: Death (Page 28)

How could they tell?

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

I tried to hang myself with bungee cord… I kept almost dying.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

(1817 – 1882) Hungarian journalist, writer, poet & translator

Don't let it end like this; tell them I said something.

(1878 – 1923) Mexican revolutionary general

Death: To stop sinning suddenly.

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

Don't make a mess of it – shoot straight, you bastards.

(1864 – 1902) Anglo-Australian drover, horseman, poet & soldier

They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them; golf is more complicated than that.

(1927 – 1998) American professional golfer

I hope you go before me because I don’t want you singing at my funeral.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright

Life: A continuous series of disasters which result in one’s death.

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

(1887 – 1974) American playwright, screenwriter, director & actor

This is the happiest moment of my life.

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist

I am dying. Please… bring me a toothpick.

(1873 – 1907) French writer

I find, then, I am but a bad anatomist.

(1763 – 1798) Irish revolutionary figure