Subject: Death (Page 28)

Relax… this won't hurt.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author
Last words

Dying is an art, like everything else.

(1932 – 1963) novelist & poet
Death

There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Death

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.

(1963 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & film producer
Death Marriage

Surprise me!

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Death Yogi-isms

If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright
Death Food/Drink Life

You’ve got to execute people; how else are they going to learn?

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
Death Government Law

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist
Death

Another victim of the grim weeper.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Malaprops

A dying man can do nothing easily.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Last words

We must all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
Death Life

It's beating – beating – beating – it's stopped.

(1708 – 1777) was a Swiss anatomist, physiologist, naturalist & poet
Last words

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Death

I intend to live forever… or die trying.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death Life