Subject: Death (Page 28)

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Death Definitions

The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.

Death Murphy’s Laws

It is my last wish to be buried sitting up.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Death Situations

Don't pull down the blinds. I feel fine. I want the sunlight to greet me!

(1895 – 1926) Italian actor & early pop icon
Last words

I find, then, I am but a bad anatomist.

(1763 – 1798) Irish revolutionary figure
Death

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.

(1963 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & film producer
Death Marriage

What is the time? Never mind, it’s not important…

(1817 – 1882) Hungarian journalist, writer, poet & translator
Last words

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

Alexander III (356 – 323 BC) King of Macedon
Death Doctors Health

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking with your boss.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Last words

Do you think we should drive a stake through his heart just in case?

(1904 – 1964) Austrian-Hungarian actor
Death

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

(1941 – ) American singer & songwriter
Death Education School

If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, then why are you wearing a seatbelt?

(1967 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Death

It's very beautiful over there.

(1847 – 1931) American inventor, scientist & businessman
Last words

It proves what Harry always said: give the public what they want and they'll come out for it.

(1913 – 1997) American comedian & radio & television host
Death Insults