Subject: Death (Page 28)

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!


Last words

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

(1923 – 1999) American satirical novelist, short story writer & playwright
Death

Alcohol killed my first wife… I got home drunk one night and shot her.

(1948 – ) British stand-up comedian
Alcohol Conflict Death Food/Drink Killing

It's very beautiful over there.

(1847 – 1931) American inventor, scientist & businessman
Last words

Can this last long?

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland
Last words

How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?

(1810 – 1891) American showman, businessman, entertainer & circus founder
Last words

Eulogy: Praise that’s too much and too late.

Death Definitions

Fertile Woman Dies in Climax

Death Headlines

In the city, a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

(1672 – 1719) English essasyist, poet & politician
Death Entertainment Places

Oh God, here I go!

(1909–1959) American boxing champion
Last words

Die: To stop sinning suddenly.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Death

This is funny.

(1851 – 1887) American gambler, gunfighter & dentist of the American old west
Last words

My uncle's dying wish – he wanted me on his lap; he was in the electric chair.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Death Relationships

I am going.

(1899 – 1982) King of Swaziland
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