Subject: Death (Page 6)

He can be lethal death.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Death Misspokements

I am going to hell and I'm looking forward to it… I'll finally get to meet Madonna.

(1965 – ) American comedian
Death Insults Places

Don't be in such a hurry.

(1915 – 1959) American jazz singer & songwriter
Last words

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Death

Death: A breath-taking experience.

Death Definitions

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Death Exaggerations

It's very beautiful over there.

(1847 – 1931) American inventor, scientist & businessman
Last words

Before he died my father told me he never really walked to school without any shoes.

(1966 – 2011) American stand-up comedian
Death Fathers School Situations

Memorial Service: A farewell party for someone who has already left.

Death Definitions

Life is pleasant, death is peaceful; it’s the transition that’s troublesome.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor
Death Life

Time: That which man is always trying to kill, but which ends in killing him.

(1820 – 1903) English philosopher
Death Time

In keeping with Channel 40's policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts and in living color, you are going to see another first –- attempted suicide.

(1944 – 1974) American television news reporter
Last words

That is indeed very good. I shall have to repeat that on the Golden Floor!

(1859 – 1936) English classical scholar & poet
Last words

One day my girlfriend asked me, “If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?” I said, “No.” She said, “Okay, forget it.”

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Death

I intend to live forever… or die trying.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death Life

He'd make a lovely corpse.

(1812 – 1870) English novelist
Death Insults

A critic is a bunch of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.

(1926 – 2007) American jazz critic & book reviewer
Communication Death Occupations Work

They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them; golf is more complicated than that.

(1927 – 1998) American professional golfer
Death Golf Sports

I’ll never die in my sleep… I don’t sleep that well.

(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist
Activities Death Sleep

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Death

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman
Death People