Subject: Death (Page 7)

He’s the type of man who will end up dying in his own arms.

(1931 – ) American actress & singer
Characteristics Death Insults

If I was on death row and given one last meal I would ask for a fortune cookie; “Come on ‘long prosperous life!’”

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Death Food/Drink

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either they go or I do.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Last words

Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

(1755 – 1793) Archduchess of Austria & the Queen of France
Last words

Die? … My dear Doctor, that's the last thing I shall do!

(1784 – 1865) English statesman
Death Epitaphs

Now I can cross the Shifting Sands.

(1856 – 1919) American author including (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)
Last words

There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Communication Death Misspokements Speech Time

I don't jog; if I die I want to be sick.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Activities Death

A redneck died and left his entire fortune to his beloved wife… she couldn’t touch it until she was fourteen.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Death Marriage People Rednecks

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Death Life Men People Time

I feel sleepy, a short time of rest would do me good.

(1746 – 1792) King of Sweden
Last words

I don’t think I will ever die doing what I love… because what I love is not dying.

comedian
Death

If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Death Mistakes Problems

Mozart! Mozart!

(1860 – 1911) Austrian composer
Last words

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor
Communication Death Last words Wordplay

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

(1886 – 1950) American singer, comedian & actor
Last words

I hope the exit is joyful and hope never to return.

(1907 – 1954) Mexican painter
Last words

Die: To stop sinning suddenly.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Death

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!

(c.1936 – 1966) American convicted murderer
Last words

I am starting to believe you are not intending to count me amongst your friends.

(1879 – 1936) Spanish comic playwright
Last words

The only completely consistent people are the dead.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
Death People