Subject: Death (Page 8)

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Death People Time

When someone close to you dies… move seats.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Death Situations

I tried to hang myself with bungee cord… I kept almost dying.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Death

Don't pull down the blinds. I feel fine. I want the sunlight to greet me!

(1895 – 1926) Italian actor & early pop icon
Last words

No, but comfortable enough to die.

(1717 – 1780) Empress of Austria & Hungary
Last words

Home to the palace to die.

(1818 – 1881) Emperor of the Russian Empire
Last words

I don't jog; if I die I want to be sick.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Activities Death

All my possessions for a moment of time.

(1533 – 1603) Queen of England & Ireland
Last words

Kill: To create a vacancy without nominating a successor.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Death Definitions Killing

There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Communication Death Misspokements Speech Time

Let’s face facts, shall we?… There is a very real possibility that this could also be the last day of the rest of your life.

(1939 – ) television newscaster
Death Life Situations

I’m always angry when I’m dying.

(1923 – 2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter & author
Death Last words

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Death

They say that after a brush with death the world looks different and that was true for me, but by the time I caught my breath, I realized that it was because I had lost my glasses.

(1945 – 1997) American novelist & scholar
Death Situations

Death is not the end; there remains the litigation over the estate.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Death

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Death

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me – I quit."

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Beliefs Death God

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Death

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Death Emotions Happiness Laughter Life

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Activities Death People

How young can you die of old age?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Age Death Life Old Young