Subject: Definitions

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Humorous definitions, often through the use of puns or wordplay

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False Pregnancy: Laboring under a misconception.

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Rattlesnake: Tattle tail.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

Definitions Marriage

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Definitions Divorce Marriage

Below: Sing Bass.

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Budget: Telling your money where to go instead of wondering where it went.

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Horse: An oatsmobile.

Animals Definitions

Major: Area of study that no longer interests you.

Definitions Education Learning

Armor: The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Clothing Communication Definitions Language

Sleet: A slipcover.

Definitions Science/Weather

Gold Digger: A fund-loving girl.

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Court Of Law: A place where a suit is pressed and a man maybe taken to the cleaners.

Definitions Law

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it.

Definitions Food/Drink

Glutton: A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Eating

Prostitute: A busy body.

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Retraction: The revision of an insult to give it wider circulation.

Definitions Insults

Ant: A small insect that, though always at work, still finds time to go to picnics.

Animals Definitions

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are.

Definitions Family People

Celebrity: A person whose name is in everything but the telephone book.

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Twins: Infant replay.

Children Definitions Family

Interior Decorator: A man who does things to your house he wouldn’t dream of doing to his own.

Definitions Occupations