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Self-evident: Evident to one's self and to nobody else.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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District of Columbia: A territory bounded on all sides by the United States of America.

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Matrimony: A knot tied by a preacher and untied by a lawyer.

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Appendix: A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.

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Tact: The knack of making a point without making an enemy.

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Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

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Executive Shakeup: Title wave.

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Budget: A method of worrying before you spend, instead of afterward.

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Alimony: The high cost of leaving.

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Petting: The study of anatomy in braille.

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Connoisseur: One who attains an obsessive knowledge of wines, audio equipment, cats or French cheeses so as to confer a sense of inadequacy on those who would simply enjoy them.

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Engagement: A period in which a girl is placed in solitaire confinement.

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Loquacity: A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Diplomat: Someone who can lose all the points and still win the game.

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Houseplants: Vegetable companions.

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Adolescence: The age between puberty and adultery.

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Gold Digger: A girl who will date any man that can pass the asset test.

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Glutton: A person who takes the piece of French pastry you wanted.

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Faith: Not wanting to know what is true.

(1844 – 1900) German philosopher
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Conservative: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Baby: Nine months interest on a small deposit.

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