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Spine: A long, limber bone. Your head sets on one end and you set on the other.

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Alarm Clock: Something that makes people rise and whine.

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Economist: One who takes a lot of unwarranted assumptions and reaches a foregone conclusion.

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Poor man: One feels genuinely sorry for him.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
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Blushing: The color of virtue.

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Chip Shot: A short, low approach shot that gets a player into position for one or more missed puts.

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Home: A place where man goes to raise a fuss because something went wrong at the office.

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Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours.

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Aftermath: The horrible headache you have when you’ve finished the algebra test.

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Urinal: The one place where all men are peers.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Hair dresser: Someone who is able to create a hair style you will never be able to duplicate again.

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America: A land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, and won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.

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Neurotic: Sane but unhappy about it.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Mission Statement: A long, awkward sentence that demonstrates management’s inability to think clearly.

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Diet: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit.

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Husband: Someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

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Diamond: A woman’s idea of a stepping stone to success.

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Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world.

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Cravings: An excuse to gluttonize your way through pregnancy.

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Vacation: Where you take the family to get away from it all, only to find it there, too.

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Ambiguity: The lack of clarity in speech… or perhaps, something else.

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