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Callous: Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.

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Bum: A man-about-town.

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Honeymoon: The vacation a man takes before starting to work for a new boss.

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Reunion: When you meet people your own age who all look a lot older than you.

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Karate: The ancient Japanese art of getting people to buy lots of belts.

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian
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Yodeling: Slope opera.

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Small Town: A place where everybody knows the troubles you’ve seen.

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Falsies: Making mountains out of molehills.

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Window Dresser: A girl who doesn’t pull down the shades.

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Users: Computer users are divided into three types: Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people's computers.

Computers Definitions People Things

Whistle: Wind having a narrow escape.

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Bra: Decoration draped by your wife over the shower curtain rod in the bathroom.

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In Mexico, we have a word for sushi… bait.

(1945 – 2008) American comedian & musician
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Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.

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Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.

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Status Quo: Latin for “the mess we’re in.”

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Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money.

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Doctor: A man who suffers from good health.

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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.

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Bulletin: Your receipt for attending church services.

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District of Columbia: A territory bounded on all sides by the United States of America.

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