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Nymphomania: A disease where the patient enjoys being bedridden.

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Un-American: Wicked, intolerable, heathenish.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Belly: The veranda over the toy shop.

Appearance Body Definitions

Liberal: A man who feel’s it’s his responsibility to spend a Conservative’s money.

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Dna: A complex organic molecule characterized as the building block of life and appropriately shaped like a spiral staircase to nowhere.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Realtor: A man with lots to sell.

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Garage: Something usually built with a house attached.

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Ability: What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

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Suntan: A pigment of your imagination.

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Anatomy: A class that sounds vaguely risqué until you find out what it really involves.

Body Definitions Education School

Karaoke: Japanese for “Drunk with Microphone.”

Definitions Entertainment

Philanthropist: One who gives away what he should give back.

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Bull Market: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

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Filing Cabinet: A place where you lose things alphabetically.

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Violinist: A high-strung musician.

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Virtue: Lack of opportunity.

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Teachers: United Mind Workers.

Definitions Education Wordplay

Perfume: What a woman hopes will make her the scenter of attention.

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Garden: Something that dies if you don’t water it, and rots if you do.

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Class Reunion: A gathering where you come to the conclusion that most of the people your own age are a lot older than you are.

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Ignoramus: A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Intelligence Wisdom