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Yankee: The same as a quickie, but you can do it by yourself.

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Fanatic: A man who does what God would do – if He only had the facts straight.

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Jury: A group of 12 people, who, having lied to the judge about their health, hearing, and business engagements, have failed to fool him.

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Castration: A eunuch experience.

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Apologize: To repeat an insult with variations.

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Window: A looking-out glass.

Definitions Things

Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Age Definitions

Traffic Light: A little green light that changes to red as your car approaches.

Autos Definitions Things

Autobiography: An I-witness account

Books Communication Definitions People Self

Plumber: A drain surgeon.

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Miser: One who’s perfectly content to let the rest of the world go buy.

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Atheist: A man who has no invisible means of support.

(1875 – 1940) Scottish novelist, historian & Governor General of Canada
Beliefs Definitions Religion

Antibody: Against everyone.

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Farmer: A handy man with a sense of humus.

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Father: A guy who is working his child’s way through college.

Definitions Family Fathers

Gardener: Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up.

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Cuddling: An act of warmth and affection that a husband will inevitably interpret as foreplay.

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Preheat: To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time before cooking a dish, so that the fingers may be burned when the food is put in, in addition to when it is removed.

Cooking Definitions

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Definitions Politicians

Democracy: A system whereby the person who never votes can cuss out the man the other people elected.

Definitions Democracy Elections/Voting Government

Fore: A golf bawl.

Definitions Golf Sports