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Boundary: In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of the other.

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Barber: The town cutup.

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Fashion: Something that goes out of style as soon as most people have one.

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The Chinese food in China is not better than the Chinese food here, mostly because of differences of definitions of words that we have – like, for example, 'beef.'

(1960 – ) American comedian
Communication Definitions Food/Drink Language

Civilization: A process whereby one generation finds the questions to the previous generation’s answers.

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Whoa!: A brake for horses.

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Consultant: Someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

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Sterilize: What you do to your baby’s first pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it on your shirt.

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Abasement: A decent and customary mental attitude in the presence of wealth and power.

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Discretion: A sense that comes to a man too late to do him any good.

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Self-esteem: An erroneous appraisement.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Adam’s rib: the original bone of contention.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator
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Ant: A small insect that, though always at work, still finds time to go to picnics.

Animals Definitions

Life: A play with a lousy third act.

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Noise: Earitation.

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Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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Family Planning: Having all your children while their grandparents are still young enough to be babysitters.

Children Definitions Family

Phillips Screwdriver: Used  to round off Phillips screw heads.

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Forger: The man who gives a check a bad name.

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Undertaker: The last guy to let you down.

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Wagging Tail: A happy ending.

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