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Racehorse: A barn athlete.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

Democracy: A small hard core of common agreement, surrounded by a rich variety of individual difference.

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Electrician: A person who wires for money.

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Punctuality: Waiting around for other people.

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Fanatic: One who, having lost sight of his goal, redoubles his efforts.

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Lawyer: A professional advocate hired to bend the law on behalf of a paying client; for this reason considered the most suitable background for entry into politics.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Brute Force: When your brain doesn’t work, just keep beating on the problem until one of you dies.

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Business Lunch: Lunch.

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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
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Flatterer: One who says things to your face that he wouldn’t say behind your back.

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Reform: To gain or lose weight.

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Falsies: A helpful aid to any girl in acquiring a disappointed husband.

Appearance Clothing Definitions

Litigant: A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Government Law

Detour: Something that lengthens your mileage, diminishes your gas, and strengthens your vocabulary.

Activities Definitions Travel

Bliss: Having no idea what is really happening.

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Doorman: A genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.

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Senility: The pleasantly rueful experience of forgetting what we’ve forgotten.

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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Dentist: A collector of old magazines.

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Troops: Expendable bodies sent by the government to stop bullets during obscure foreign uprisings.

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Taste: (female Interpretation): Something you do frequently to whatever you’re cooking, to make sure it’s good;   (male Interpretation): Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

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