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Year: The exact length of time that will pass from the day you get married to the day you forget your first anniversary.

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Bigamist: A man who who has had one too many.

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Queen: A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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State-Of-The-Art: Soon-to-be-obsolete.

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Boss: A personal dictator appointed to those of us fortunate enough to live in free societies.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Diplomat: A person who can juggle a hot potato long enough for it to become a cold issue.

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Fish: An animal that grows fastest between the time it is caught and the time a fisherman describes it to his friends.

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Counterfeiter: A guy who gets into trouble by following a good example.

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Liberal: One who tolerates all beliefs and opinions except those with which he disagrees.

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Indifference: A woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”

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University: A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand.

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Jury: A group of 12 people, who, having lied to the judge about their health, hearing, and business engagements, have failed to fool him.

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X: The signature of a happy man.

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Handkerchief: Cold Storage.

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Middle Age: That period when a man begins to shed his hair, his teeth, and his illusions.

Age Definitions

Etiquette: A convenient code of conduct which makes lying a virtue and snobbishness a righteous deed.

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Wagging Tail: A happy ending.

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Chance: The pseudonym of God when he does not want to sign.

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Underwear: An article of clothing which, when kept clean, ensures the wearer will never have an accident.

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Vuja de: The feeling you've never been here.

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Jury: A body of twelve men selected to decide which of the contestants has the better lawyer.

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