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Justice: A decision in your favor.

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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Communication Definitions Language Self

Fiddle: An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Animals Definitions Music

Liberal: A man who feel’s it’s his responsibility to spend a Conservative’s money.

Beliefs Definitions People

Wrinkles: Something other people have… you have character lines.

Appearance Body Definitions

Accordion: A pleated bagpipe.

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Brute Force: When your brain doesn’t work, just keep beating on the problem until one of you dies.

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News: The same thing happening today that happened yesterday, but to different people.

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Umbilical Cord: Baby bungee.

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Newlywed: What you and your spouse will officially be considered until your first anniversary, or until you go an entire week without sex (whichever comes first).

Definitions Marriage

Psychology: The science that tells you what you already know in words you can’t understand.

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Window Dresser: A girl who doesn’t pull down the shades.

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Ventriloquist: A man with a dummy who always talks to himself.

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Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Age Definitions Food/Drink Health Old

Arthritis: Twinges in the hinges.

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Obsolete: Any computer you own.

Computers Definitions Things

Infant Prodigies: Young people with highly imaginative parents.

Children Definitions Family

Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.

Definitions Money

Tears: Remorse code.

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Courtship: A period during which a girl decides whether or not she can do better.

Definitions Relationships

B Flat: An apiary.

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