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Apathy: Vigor mortis.

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Elector: One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man’s choice.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Elections/Voting Government Language

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

(1895 – 1979) American archbishop of the Catholic Church
Beliefs Definitions Religion

Flirtation: Paying attention without intention.

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Frisbeetarianism: The belief that, when you die, your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

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Diamond: A woman’s idea of a stepping stone to success.

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Teetotaler: One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Alcohol Definitions Wordplay

Imagination: What puts men in asylums unless they are crazy enough to put it down on paper or canvas.

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Skeptic: One who won’t take know for an answer.

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Trombones: Bones in an orchestra.

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Capital Punishment: Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong.

Crime Death Definitions Killing

Falsies: A helpful aid to any girl in acquiring a disappointed husband.

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Hallucination: A belief owned exclusively by one person.

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Diet: What helps a person gain weight more slowly.

Definitions Food/Drink

Oaf: An old fashioned jerk.

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Diplomat: Someone who can lose all the points and still win the game.

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Widow: A woman who knows her husband’s whereabouts at all times.

Definitions Marriage

Dandruff: Chips off the old block.

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Psychology: The care of the id by the odd.

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Great Timesaver: Love at first sight.

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Reparation: Satisfaction that is made for a wrong and deducted from the satisfaction felt in committing it.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Beliefs Definitions Money