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Niagara Falls: The bride’s second great disappointment.

Definitions Places Sex

Coffee: Break fluid.

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Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else have your own way.

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Ambidextrous: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Death: A breath-taking experience.

Death Definitions

Apex: A gorilla’s old girlfriend.

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Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.

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Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.

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Arsonist: A person who sets the world on fire… at least in a small way.

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Cat: A lap warmer with a built-in buzzer.

Animals Cats Definitions

Definition of a Jewish nymphomaniac: A woman who will make love the same day she has her hair done.

(1946 – ) British actress, columnist & comedian
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Falsies: A helpful aid to any girl in acquiring a disappointed husband.

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Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle.

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Experience: What you get from being inexperienced.

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Detour: The roughest distance between two points.

Activities Definitions Travel

Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Oyster: A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

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Wedding Ring: A one-man band.

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Sweater: Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Cigarette: A bit of tobacco with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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Court Of Law: A place where a suit is pressed and a man maybe taken to the cleaners.

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