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Bowling: Marbles for grown-ups.

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Epitaph: A monumental lie.

Death Definitions

Communist: One who has yearnings for equal division of unequal earnings.

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Electrocardiograph: Ticker tape.

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Abortion: Love's labor lost.

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Sunburn: Getting what you basked for.

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Vuja de: The feeling you've never been here.

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Hindsight: What one experiences from changing too many diapers.

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Husband: A polygamous animal in a monogamous strait-jacket.

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Know-it-all: One who pretends to know something about everything but really knows nothing about anything.

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Astronomer: Night watchman.

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Gold Digger: A woman after all.

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Advertising: That which makes you think you’ve longed all your life for something you never even heard of.

Communication Definitions

Hula Dancer: A shake in the grass.

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Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.

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Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work.

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Bachelor: A man who can get out of bed from either side.

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Economist: One who takes a lot of unwarranted assumptions and reaches a foregone conclusion.

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Lawyer: A professional advocate hired to bend the law on behalf of a paying client; for this reason considered the most suitable background for entry into politics.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Atheist: A man who has no invisible means of support.

(1875 – 1940) Scottish novelist, historian & Governor General of Canada
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Theory: A hunch with a college education.

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