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Bisexual: A person who pays for sex.

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Armadillo: Possum on the half shell.

Animals Definitions

Nice Girl: One who whispers sweet nothing-doings in your ear.

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Wife Swapping: Sexual fourplay.

Definitions Marriage Sex Wordplay

Etiquette: The noise you don’t make while eating soup.

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Asylum: A refuge where unusual people are protected from the world.

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Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

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Cricket: A game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity.

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Foosball: A combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

Activities Definitions

Oppose: To assist with obstructions and objections.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Abbreviation: Long word with, ironically, no obvious shorter alternative.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
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Mercy: An attribute beloved of detected offenders.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won’t stand up either.

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Baby: Morning caller, noonday crawler, midnight bawler.

Children Definitions Family

Acupuncture: A jab well done.

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Acrobat: The person who turns a flop into a success.

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Unimpeachable Source: The guy that started the rumor in the first place.

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Karma: Justice without the feeling of satisfaction.

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Brothel: Home is where the tart is.

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Union: A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.

Definitions Work

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once.

Definitions Politicians Problems