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Lecher: A stud with liver spots.

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Queen: A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Government People

Vote: The instrument and symbol of a freeman’s power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Definitions Elections/Voting Government

Abbreviation: Long word with, ironically, no obvious shorter alternative.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
Definitions Language Reading/Writing

Bliss: Having no idea what is really happening.

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Unemployment: The usual alternative to overwork.

Definitions Work

Disinheritance: Heir cut.

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Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of.

Definitions Money Past Time

Statistician: One who knows which numbers to use in any eventuality.

Definitions Occupations

Tact: The ability to arrive at conclusions without expressing them.

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Kleptomaniac: A thief with breeding.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Crime Definitions

Forger: A man who is always ready to write a wrong.

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Foosball: A combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

Activities Definitions

Conference: An organized way of postponing a decision.

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Deluxe: Mediocre in a big way.

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Obsolete: Any computer you own.

Computers Definitions Things

Sales Resistance: The triumph of mind over patter.

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Atrophy: An award given to those who do not exercise.

Activities Definitions

Budget: A family quarrel.

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Youth: A good substitute for experience.

Age Definitions Young

Birthday: Anniversary of one’s birth, observed only by men and children.

Age Definitions