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Bargain Hunter: One who is often led astray by false profits.

Activities Definitions Shopping

Americans: People with more time-saving devices and less time than any other people in the world.

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Sound Sleeper: Someone who snores.

Activities Definitions Sleep

Gold Digger: A girl who will date any man that can pass the asset test.

Definitions Money People Women

Twin: A double-take.

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Numismatics: Collecting money for fun.

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Slander: To lie, or tell the truth, about someone.

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Un-American: Wicked, intolerable, heathenish.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
America Characteristics Definitions Places

Social Diseases: Germs of endearment.

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Eulogy: Praise that’s too much and too late.

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Kiss: A course of procedure, cunningly devised, for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

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Fiddlesticks: Violin bows.

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Senate: A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Congress Definitions Government

Jury: A group of 12 people, who, having lied to the judge about their health, hearing, and business engagements, have failed to fool him.

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Baker: A person who kneads the dough.

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Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Self

Quickie: No sooner spread than done.

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Politician: One who is willing to do anything on earth for the workers except become one.

Definitions Government Politicians

Armor: The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

Clothing Definitions

Motel: A love-inn.

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Denial: How an optimist keeps from becoming a pessimist.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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