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Kidney: A complex organ used to convert beer into urine.

Beer Definitions Food/Drink

Abstract Art: The proof that things are not as bad as they are painted to be.

Art Definitions Entertainment

Ignoramus: Someone who doesn’t know something that you learned yesterday.

Definitions Intelligence

Maps: The shorthand of geography.

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Imagination: What puts men in asylums unless they are crazy enough to put it down on paper or canvas.

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Academy Awards: A place where everyone lets off esteem.

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Y Chromosome: A line of genes designed for men only.

Definitions Men People

Rational: Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics Definitions Intelligence Thinking

Teetotaler: One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Alcohol Definitions Wordplay

Self-esteem: An erroneous appraisement.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Bargain Hunter: One who is often led astray by false profits.

Activities Definitions Shopping

Selfish: Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Diagnosis: A physician’s forecast of the disease by the patient’s pulse and purse.

Definitions Health

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once.

Definitions Politicians Problems

Heir Fare: Executor’s fee.

Definitions Wordplay

Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

Definitions Sex

Mugger: A benevolent citizen of the streets who frequently spares the lives of total strangers in exchange for any cash and valuables in their possession.

Crime Definitions

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

New Zealand writer
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Sympathizer: A fellow that’s for you as long as it doesn’t cost anything.

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Urinal: The one place where all men are peers.

Definitions Wordplay

Accordion: An instrument whose music is long drawn out.

Definitions Entertainment Music Things