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Ache: Joint concern.

Body Definitions

Slang: Language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.

Communication Definitions Language

Zoo: A place of refuge where wild animals are protected from people.

Animals Definitions Places

Inflation: When nobody has enough money because everybody has too much.

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Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire.

Cooking Definitions

Yankee: The same as a quickie, but you can do it by yourself.

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Nice Girl: One who whispers sweet nothing-doings in your ear.

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Celebrity: A person whose name is in everything but the telephone book.

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Toupée: Top secret.

Appearance Definitions Hair

A man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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Barber: A brilliant conversationalist who cuts hair for a sideline.

Conversation Definitions Occupations

Counterfeiter: A guy who gets into trouble by following a good example.

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Cabinet Maker: Counter fitter.

Definitions Occupations

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

Definitions Occupations

Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

Definitions Family Parents Wordplay

Diaper: A bum wrap.

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Sunday School: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

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Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look “like a tramp.”

Appearance Definitions

Ingrate: A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of indigestion.

Definitions People

Rear: In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Congress Definitions Military

Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?

(1965 – ) English comedian, musician, actor & author
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