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Road: A strip of land along which one may pass from where it is too tiresome to be to where it is futile to go.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Road
Accident: A thing that is caused by people, but often
causes
people.
Anonymous
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Appendix: A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.
Anonymous
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Righteous Indignation: Your own wrath, as opposed to the shocking bad temper of others.
Anonymous
Anger
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Righteous indignation
Peeping Tom: A window fan.
Anonymous
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Peeping Tom
Caramel: A substance for extracting children’s teeth.
Anonymous
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Night Club: A place where they take the rest out of restaurant and put the din in dinner.
Anonymous
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Skeptic: One who won’t take know for an answer.
Anonymous
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Hypochondriac: Someone who enjoys bad health.
Anonymous
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Family Planning: Having all your children while their grandparents are still young enough to be babysitters.
Anonymous
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Quiet: A state of household serenity which occurs before the birth of the first child and occurs again after the last child has left for college.
Anonymous
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Quiet
Revolutionary: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Revolutionary
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Anonymous
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Conference
Sarcasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn’t get it.
Anonymous
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Congress: A body of men brought together to slow down the government.
Anonymous
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Pediatrician: Man of little patients.
Anonymous
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Bureaucrat: A Democrat who holds an office that a Republican wants.
Anonymous
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Egotist: A conceited ass who thinks he knows as much as you do.
Anonymous
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Egotism: An anesthetic that nature gives to a man to deaden the pain of being a darn fool.
Anonymous
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Good Sport: One who will always let you have your own way.
Anonymous
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Good Sport
Childhood: The rapidly shrinking interval between infancy and first arrest on a drug or weapons charge.
Rick Bayan
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Childhood
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