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Rear: In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Congress
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Military
Rear
Electrocardiograph: Ticker tape.
Anonymous
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Electrocardiograph
Insanity: Knowing that what you’re doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can’t stop it.
Anonymous
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Insanity
Argument: An exchange of ignorance.
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Argument
Realtor: A man with lots to sell.
Anonymous
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Realtor
Friend: A person who listens attentively while you say nothing.
Anonymous
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Matrimony: The splice of life.
Anonymous
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Carpet: A floor covering that is bought by the yard and worn by the foot.
Anonymous
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Carpet
Bus: A vehicle that runs faster when you run after it and runs slowly when you are inside it.
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Artichoke: The only vegetable you have more of when you finish eating it, than you had when you started.
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Artichoke
Scissors: A piece maker.
Anonymous
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Scissors
Farmer: The only man who can lose money every year, live well, educate his children, and then die rich.
Anonymous
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Farmer
Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.
Anonymous
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Funeral
Sunday School: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
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Sunday school
Small Town: A place where everybody knows the troubles you’ve seen.
Anonymous
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Epigram: A half-truth so stated to irritate the person who believes the other half.
Anonymous
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Epigram
Heredity: The thing a child gets from the other side of the family.
Marcelene Cox
writer
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Heredity
Bookie: A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands.
Anonymous
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Punctuality: Waiting around for other people.
Anonymous
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Punctuality
Bragging: The patter of tiny feats.
Anonymous
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Bragging
English Channel: The BBC.
Anonymous
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Television
English Channel
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