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Accrue: People who work on a ship.

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Paunch: A bulging trunk.

Appearance Body Definitions

Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.

Definitions Sports

Debt: A trap which a man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.

Definitions Money

April 1: The day we are reminded of what we are the other 364.

Definitions Fools Intelligence

Communist: A fellow who will gladly divide his hunger and thirst with you if you’ll divide your beer and salami with him.

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Thrift: Common sense applied to spending.

Definitions Money

Roulette: A wheel that seldom takes a turn for the bettor.

Activities Definitions Games

Deterrence: The art of producing, in the mind of the enemy, the fear to attack.

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Vaccination: An ouch of prevention.

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Consciousness: The annoying time between naps.

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Acrimony: The holy state of being married.

Definitions Marriage

Life: A breathing spell.

Definitions Life

Refinement: The ability to yawn without opening your mouth.

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Good Neighbor: A fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn’t climb it.

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Fiddlesticks: Violin bows.

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Archive: Where the two bees stayed after Noah brought them aboard.

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Y Chromosome: The cause of virility, war, baldness, hockey, sex crimes, clever inventions and a disinclination to ask for directions when lost.

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Family Swimming Pool: A small body of water completely surrounded by other people’s children.

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Cardiology: The study of poker playing.

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Apparently: As either mother or father would do it.

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