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Monument: A structure intended to commemorate something which either needs no commemoration or cannot be commemorated.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Communism: Nobody’s got nothin’, but everybody’s workin’.

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Auctioneer: The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Honesty: The fear of being caught.

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Bridegroom: A man who is amazed at the outcome of what he thought was a harmless little flirtation.

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Bureaucrat: A politician who has tenure.

Definitions Government Politicians

Blurt: To speak the truth.

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Communist: A fellow who will gladly divide his hunger and thirst with you if you’ll divide your beer and salami with him.

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Farmer: A man who is outstanding in his field.

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Bride: A gal who puts her foot down as soon as her new husband has carried her over the threshold.

Definitions Marriage Wives

Brainstorm: To feign preparedness.

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Broom: Witch craft.

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District of Columbia: A territory bounded on all sides by the United States of America.

Definitions Places

Vulgarity: The conduct of others.

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Friends: There are two kinds of friends – those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.

Definitions Friends People

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world.

Definitions Men Women

Jealousy: The tribute mediocrity pays to genius.

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Heredity: What a man believes in until his son begins to behave like a delinquent.

Definitions Family

Author: A writer with connections in the publishing industry.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Aversion: One side of a disputed story.

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Ability: What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

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