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Ambassador: An honest man sent to lie abroad for the good of his country.

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Current Events: Electric shocks.

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Gossip: Something negative that is developed and then enlarged.

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Intimacy: A relation into which fools are providentially drawn for their mutual destruction.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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University: A modern school where football is taught.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Sociology: Journalism without news.

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Broom: Witch craft.

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Love: The triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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Fanatic: A man who does what God would do – if He only had the facts straight.

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Widow: A woman who knows her husband’s whereabouts at all times.

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Ventriloquist: A man with a dummy who always talks to himself.

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Physician: One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Health Language

Teachers: United Mind Workers.

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Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

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Home: The place where you can scratch any place you itch.

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Fashion: Something that goes out of style as soon as most people have one.

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Derange: Where de buffalo roam.

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Artificial Insemination: Impregnation without representation and procreation without recreation.

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Taxidermist: A man who mounts animals.

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Management: A class of semi-skilled corporate hirelings whose rise within the organization correlates directly with the amount of work they delegate to their more-talented underlings.

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Handkerchief: Cold Storage.

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