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Unitarian: One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Politician: A fellow who borrows your pot in which to cook your goose.

Definitions Government Politicians

Heredity: The thing a child gets from the other side of the family.

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Sympathy: What one usually gives to a friend or relative when he doesn’t want to lend him money.

Definitions Emotions

Pediatrician: Man of little patients.

Definitions Doctors Health Wordplay

Neighbors: The only people who listen to both sides of an argument.

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Great Timesaver: Love at first sight.

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Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground.

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Experience: In the working world, something you can’t get unless you’ve already got it, in which case you probably don’t want any more of it.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once.

Definitions Politicians Problems

Self-made Man: A horrible example of unskilled labor.

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Sales Resistance: The triumph of mind over patter.

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Dawn: 1. The time when men of reason go to bed. 2. When the sun first shines on your hangover.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Pessimist: A person who looks at a doughnut and sees nothing but the hole.

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Job: A place where you work just hard enough to avoid getting fired while getting paid just enough to avoid quitting.

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Philosophers: People who talk about something they don’t understand, and make you think it’s your fault.

Definitions Intelligence People

Tears: Remorse code.

Definitions Wordplay

Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.

Children Definitions Wordplay

Philosophy: A study which enables man to be unhappy more intelligently.

Definitions Happiness Intelligence

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.

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Consultation: A medical term meaning “share the wealth.”

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